yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where yo brain be aging slower than a turtle on metformin! we got monkeys poppin’ pills and stayin’ sharp while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers like bosses. come get yo daily dose of metformin and preserve yo cognition while delayin’ the decline of yo tissues. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and crazy adventures, so what you waitin’ for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Runes Activated: 2
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Farms Harvested: 500

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY