CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

work productivity, clumsy moments, morning chaos, office humor, paper mess

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove

Zen Uru Isles 1.20.5

tags, Uru, Isles, ZIN-URU, zen

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of mining and crafting? Well, do I have the server for you, my dude!

Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and sings Justin Bieber songs!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us at ZIN-URU and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane Minecraft server in the universe!

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New Server IP
CousinClothingCringe

shared space, UNCOMFORTABLE, revealing clothes, family event, Hotel

Looking for a Minecraft server where boundaries are respected? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that all players will be fully clothed at all times, no bra and short shorts in sight! Our server is the perfect place for those who prefer a little modesty in their virtual world.

Join us and never worry about awkward hotel room situations with your cousin again! Our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone understands the importance of personal space and boundaries. Say goodbye to uncomfortable encounters and hello to a safe and respectful gaming environment.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the joy of playing Minecraft without the fear of revealing clothing mishaps. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
PrivatizedPiggyBank

Government, Europe, high prices, regulations, Costs

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything is fully privatised, including energy, water, and rail services! But don’t worry, we promise it won’t cost you an arm and a leg like it does in real life Britain. In fact, we’ll pay you to use our services because we’re just that generous! Plus, rumor has it that our rail system is run by a herd of friendly llamas who will take you on a wild ride through the pixelated countryside. So come join us and see why our server is the most absurdly fun place to be in all of Minecraft!

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New Server IP
SudanStarveCraft

united states, food insecurity, US aid cut, Sudan, human rights violations

lol so, u kno how like in minecraft u gotta survive and stuff? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level. like, if u don’t join, people in sudan might starve. no joke. our server is so epic that even the news is talking about it.

we got crazy challenges and quests that will make u question ur sanity. like, one time, a player had to fight off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot. it was intense, man.

plus, our community is lit. u’ll meet all kinds of players from around the world, all coming together to save sudan from starvation. it’s like a superhero team, but in minecraft.

so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and be a hero. save sudan, one block at a time.

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New Server IP
PixelPounders Fitness Club

problem eating, Eating disorders, body image issues, diet, Technology

so, like, u kno how u wanna get fit and stuff but then u get all obsessed with ur diet and exercise and it’s not healthy? well, dis server is like dat but in minecraft form. u can build ur own gym and have virtual workouts and stuff. but, like, be careful cuz u might get too obsessed and start thinking ur minecraft character needs to lose weight or something. it’s all fun and games until ur virtual self has body image issues, amirite? join dis server for a wild ride of questionable fitness goals and body dysmorphia in block form. it’s a trip, man.

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New Server IP

CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

Zen Uru Isles 1.20.5

CousinClothingCringe

PrivatizedPiggyBank

SudanStarveCraft

PixelPounders Fitness Club