Coffee Network: Where minigames, realms, and PVP are brewed to perfection!

KitPvP, Conquer, brewed, Perfection, PvP

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Coffee Network Minecraft Server

Website	Visit Coffee Network
Discord	Join our Community

Welcome to Coffee Network, the ultimate Minecraft experience! We’re home to a dynamic mix of KitPvP and Survival modes, with more exciting game modes coming soon! Whether you’re looking to conquer in PvP battles or build your empire in a survival world, we’ve got it all.

Features:

✅ KitPvP – Battle it out in fast-paced, skill-based PvP.
✅ Survival – Explore, build, and thrive in our economy-driven world.
✅ Events – Join community events for special rewards and fun!
✅ More Game modes Coming Soon – Stay tuned for exciting new game experiences!

Note: Staff applications are currently closed, but we are always looking for active community members. Join us today and become part of a growing community of dedicated players!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any age restrictions to join the server?	No, players of all ages are welcome to join our server.
Can I join the server on a cracked version of Minecraft?	No, we only allow players with a legitimate copy of Minecraft to join.
How often are new game modes added to the server?	We aim to add new game modes regularly, stay tuned for updates on our website and Discord.

BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

apologies, Birthday, forgetfulness, Frustration, Expectations

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life friendships gone wrong? Look no further than our server, where we promise no one will be late to your virtual birthday party!

Join our server and leave behind the chaos of Lateboy and Lategirl, who somehow manage to delay birthdays and ruin celebrations. Imagine a world where you can actually start your party on time and not have to run errands for your own surprise party!

Our server is a safe haven from the madness of forgotten birthdays and last-minute cancellations. You can trust that when you log on, you won’t have to deal with the stress of confronting your friends about their chronic lateness.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Latecouple’s shenanigans.

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GrannyCraft: Help or Bust!

neglect, stubbornness, dignity, denial, uncomfortable situations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandpa’s stubbornness? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your grandpa would be impressed.

Join us for a grand old time where the only rule is to never change your pee bags regularly – just like grandpa! Our server is so authentic, you’ll swear you can smell the stale pee through your screen.

But wait, there’s more! We have special dinner events where you can experience the joy of eating in a kitchen that smells worse than ever. And if you can tough it out without gagging, you might even earn a special badge for endurance.

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will make you appreciate your own family’s quirks. Who needs fresh air when you can have the sweet scent of pee particles lingering in the air? Don’t miss out on this unforgettable adventure – join our server now!

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EatCraft SMP: SnackinSteve

mindful eating, EatCraft, balance, Atm, eating habits

Lololol join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got a secret potion that turns you into whatever you eat in the game! I ate a creeper and now I explode every time I jump. It’s hilarious! Plus, our server has a pet dragon that farts rainbows and gives out diamonds like candy. And if you join now, you’ll get a free unicorn mount that shoots glitter out of its butt. So come join us and become the weirdest thing you can imagine! #Yolo #MinecraftMadness #UnicornFarts

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Crafting & Caffeine

Caffeine, Crafting

Forget coffee, our Minecraft server is the ultimate wake-up call! Join us for a morning filled with mining, crafting, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you won’t even need caffeine to start your day. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground coffee bean farm guarded by a squad of caffeinated creepers. So if you’re looking for a jolt of excitement in the morning, come join us and see if you can brew up some trouble in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

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CraftyKoreanSwap

political news, CraftyKoreanSwap, Kim Jong-un, international relations, geopolitical tensions

So like, on this amazin’ Minecraft server, we got this crazy story where Zelenskiy is like, “Yo, let’s trade some North Korean soldiers for Ukrainians held in Russia!” Like, who even comes up with this stuff, right? But hey, if you wanna be part of this wild ride, join our server! We got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Plus, our community is full of hilarious memers who will keep you entertained for hours. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some epic trades happen!

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