Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7117
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	34	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Star Shards Collected:	170
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	6530
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Gods Slained:	0	New Chunks Explored:	134469
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Animals Bred:	56
Ores Mined:	3788	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magic Items Found:	7435	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Emeralds Found:	2674
Villages Defended:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Love Letters Sent:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	1158	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1705
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5912
Enchantments Applied:	239	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	1454

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mines Excavated:	4314	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

Players:	98/900	Votes:	1392
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	386
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	8866	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3