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Creaking SMP

Active 24/7, beginner friendly, Civilization Safety, Civilizations, creaking, discord server, friendly community, hard difficulty, ip address, join the fun, minecraft survival, Most Popular Vanilla Server, new world, No Stealing, Pro Players Welcome, pure gameplay, pure vanilla, Safety Expansion, Serve, smp, top choice, Vanilla, Vanilla Multiplayer

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ores Mined:	3093
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	4690

Overview

Feature	Description
Most Popular Vanilla Server	The first friendly vanilla multiplayer Minecraft server!
Friendly Community	Everyone is welcome, from beginners to pros. Don’t Steal.
Pure Vanilla	Experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be, no mods or changes.
Hard Difficulty	Make friends and work together to expand the safety of civilization!
Active 24/7	Always something happening! Come see why so many players choose us!
Join the Fun	We are brand new and our world is only just beginning!

Come see why we’re the #1 choice for Minecraft survival! https://discord.gg/creakingsmp server IP: mc.creaking.fun

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the server IP: mc.creaking.fun. Once connected, type /rules to be verified.

2. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/creakingsmp to connect with other players and stay updated on server events.

3. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please make sure to follow the server rules outlined in the /rules command to ensure a positive and friendly experience for all players.

4. Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of the growing community. The more, the merrier!

EduCraft High School 1.21.3

1.21.3, academics, clubs, curriculum, education, educational system, EduCraft, Exams, extracurricular activities, Graduation, HIGH, high school, learning environment, peer pressure, School, school community, school culture, school facilities, school traditions, social life, sports, Students, teachers, teenage experience

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Animals Bred:	167
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Yo, so like, imagine high school but in Minecraft, bro. Like, you can build your own school and have epic battles in the cafeteria over who gets the last cookie.

Join this server if you want to experience the drama of high school without actually having to deal with real people. Plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system for sneaky escapes from class.

Forget boring lectures and homework, on this server, you can create your own classes like Potion Making 101 or Advanced Creeper Taming.

So, if you’re tired of the same old high school routine and want to spice things up with some blocky chaos, then this server is the place for you. Just watch out for the zombie teachers, they can be real sticklers about tardiness.

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic the Hedgehog General/

Announce trailer, booru, cytube, DC Comics Collaboration, general, General link compilation, Hedgehog, IDW Release Dates, Milestone pastebin, Minecraft, Mistletoe Edition, Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet, OC info, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, smp, sonic, Sonic Christmas, Sonic comic scans, sonic game, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Teaser Trailer

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	82
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	245

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP out there – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from racing to rumbling, we’ve got it all! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re running alongside Sonic himself.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got exclusive trailers for Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds and Sonic the Hedgehog 3 that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration – it’s a match made in pixelated heaven!

Looking for some comic relief? We’ve got you covered with our Sonic comic scans and OC info. And if you’re feeling creative, hop on over to our Pixel World and show off your building skills.

So why join our SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that’s as fast, fun, and fabulous as Sonic himself? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that is Sonic the Hedgehog General – join today and let the adventure begin!

SnakeSitterNoMore

animal program, Boundaries, co-ownership, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, high school, Long Term Care, Maturity, pet care arrangements, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet transportation, Pregnancy, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, SIL, snake care, SnakeSitterNoMore

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3317
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of taming virtual snakes! Just like the snake in this crazy story, you’ll have to navigate through challenges and obstacles to care for your pixelated reptile.

But beware, just like in real life, you may end up being the primary caretaker of your virtual snake, even if it wasn’t your idea in the first place! Will you be able to handle the responsibility and keep your in-game pet happy and healthy?

Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with drama, twists, and turns – just like the saga of this snake-loving family! Will you be able to handle the pressure and make the tough decisions when it comes to your pixelated pet? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate snake charmer in the world of Minecraft! And remember, when in doubt, just give your virtual snake a virtual rat – it’s the circle of life in the world of pixels!

NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

Absolutely, Allergies, aversion, cannot stand, Culinary, despise, detest, diet, DISLIKES, Eat, Food, gag reflex, loathe, Minecraft, no matter what, NoTofuPlz, picky eater, Preferences, Refuse, Repulsion, restrictions, smp, taste buds

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!

DefendCraft

court cases, criminal charges, dangerous situations, Deadly Force, DefendCraft, defending oneself, defending your life, defending your property, gun rights, justifiable homicide, killing, legal rights, lethal force, life or death, life-threatening situations, personal safety, protecting oneself, self defense, stand your ground, Survival, using force

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Dragons Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Items Found:	8725	Zombie Dances:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of self-defense! Ever been attacked by a horde of creepers and had to fight back with nothing but a wooden sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, where you’ll have to think fast and fight even faster to stay alive. Our players have some insane stories of self-defense, like the time one player took down a whole army of skeletons with just a stack of potatoes. Or the time another player built an entire fortress out of dirt to protect themselves from a pack of angry zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, join us now! Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior known for your epic acts of self-defense.

ZionistZapperCraft

anti-imperialism, anti-Zionism, ayatollah, Conflict, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Islamic Republic, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, proxy wars, Regional power struggle, resistance, supreme leader, Syria, Zionists, ZionistZapperCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6908
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Votes:	3986
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than iran and israel combined! khamenei himself said “zionists haven’t won” but you can win big on our server! build your own empire and show those zionists who’s boss! we have crazy pvp battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the haters. join now and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history!

Repaired & Ready – Cheap Fixes

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1222	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a rainbow llama through a field of exploding watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade your diamonds for magical unicorn farts that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

2B2PLACE TRY TO SURVIVE Minecraft server HERE

185.17.10.82, 2B2PLACE, banner, BUILD, Community, Creative, description, Explore, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, try to survive

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

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Helios: THE ARRIVAL

Age Progression system, Arrival, Build towns, Curseforge, deities, Discord, form governments, Helios, Lore Quests, Minecolonies, Modded, modpacks, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, server pack, Space Travel, technological Era advancement, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features	A World of Realistic Politics. Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies. Venture on Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology. Experience realistic technological Era advancement. Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!
Description	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer. Players progress through different Ages, each with unique gameplay styles and technologies.
Current Age	16th century

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack for more information.
What is the progression system?	Players advance through different Ages, each with its own gameplay style and technology. Progress is not lost during Age transitions.
Can I build towns or nations?	Yes, players can build and manage towns or nations, form governments, and face challenges posed by deities.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20

#youtube, Audience, channel, Content Creator, creativity, criticism, empowerment, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, gender stereotypes, internet fame, online presence, perspective, PIXEL, PRESSURE, Quest, Realm, social media, success, Video, Views, viral, Women

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Farms Harvested:	322
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	New Chunks Explored:	560071

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the only server that reached millions of players but refuses to add more because it’s too cool for that, like why are servers like this? Join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience of questioning reality and regretting everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of crazy shizo antics and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Don’t miss out, join now and enter the twilight zone of Minecraft madness!

QuirkyHomeSMP – Renters, what’s your weird norm?

accustomed, everyday, habits, home, idiosyncrasies, Living, living space, norm, normal, Oddities, peculiar, QuirkyHomeSMP, rental property, renters, Unconventional, Unique, weird, weird quirks, whats

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one dude who built his house entirely out of diamond blocks because he thought it would bring him good luck in battles. And then there’s this other player who has a pet creeper that follows him around everywhere, like how insane is that?! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is going on in this server?! You have to join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, then maybe stay away… but seriously, join us now!

SubCraft: The Worst Server Ever

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	1866	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST (in the best way possible)! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So, if you’re ready to throw all logic out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on the WORST Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

FireNation Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, escalation, firenation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Minecraft, playing with fire, power struggle, red line, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Tension, territorial dispute, US, Warning

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Star Shards Collected:	225
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit that even china is warning the US about it? well look no further cuz our server is so fire that even world leaders are talking about it. join us and experience the thrill of walking on the taiwan red line, but be careful cuz you might get burned by all the epicness. come play with us and see why everyone is saying we’re playing with fire on this server. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyRevolution

Ahmad al-Sharaa, anti-Assad forces, anti-government protests, Arab Spring, authoritarian regimes, civil war, CraftyRevolution, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, Iranian influence, Iranian project, Middle East conflict, Middle Eastern politics, opposition movements, political turmoil, regime change, regional instability, resistance movements, revolutionary movements, Syrian conflict, Syrian opposition

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Potions Brewed:	153	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE GOT SYRIAN OPPOSITION SETTING IRANIAN PROJECTS BACK 40 YEARS! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? ONLY ON OUR SERVER WILL YOU SEE SUCH WILD ANTICS HAPPENING!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE INSANITY FOR YOURSELF! BUILD A HOUSE, FIGHT SOME ZOMBIES, AND MAYBE EVEN WITNESS A SYRIAN OPPOSITION MEMBER BLOWING UP A MINECRAFT CASTLE! WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON OUR SERVER!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE WACKY FUN! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!