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Creaking SMP

Active 24/7, beginner friendly, Civilization Safety, Civilizations, creaking, discord server, friendly community, hard difficulty, ip address, join the fun, minecraft survival, Most Popular Vanilla Server, new world, No Stealing, Pro Players Welcome, pure gameplay, pure vanilla, Safety Expansion, Serve, smp, top choice, Vanilla, Vanilla Multiplayer

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Overview

Feature	Description
Most Popular Vanilla Server	The first friendly vanilla multiplayer Minecraft server!
Friendly Community	Everyone is welcome, from beginners to pros. Don’t Steal.
Pure Vanilla	Experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be, no mods or changes.
Hard Difficulty	Make friends and work together to expand the safety of civilization!
Active 24/7	Always something happening! Come see why so many players choose us!
Join the Fun	We are brand new and our world is only just beginning!

Come see why we’re the #1 choice for Minecraft survival! https://discord.gg/creakingsmp server IP: mc.creaking.fun

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the server IP: mc.creaking.fun. Once connected, type /rules to be verified.

2. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/creakingsmp to connect with other players and stay updated on server events.

3. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please make sure to follow the server rules outlined in the /rules command to ensure a positive and friendly experience for all players.

4. Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of the growing community. The more, the merrier!

EduCraft High School 1.21.3

1.21.3, academics, clubs, curriculum, education, educational system, EduCraft, Exams, extracurricular activities, Graduation, HIGH, high school, learning environment, peer pressure, School, school community, school culture, school facilities, school traditions, social life, sports, Students, teachers, teenage experience

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Yo, so like, imagine high school but in Minecraft, bro. Like, you can build your own school and have epic battles in the cafeteria over who gets the last cookie.

Join this server if you want to experience the drama of high school without actually having to deal with real people. Plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system for sneaky escapes from class.

Forget boring lectures and homework, on this server, you can create your own classes like Potion Making 101 or Advanced Creeper Taming.

So, if you’re tired of the same old high school routine and want to spice things up with some blocky chaos, then this server is the place for you. Just watch out for the zombie teachers, they can be real sticklers about tardiness.

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic the Hedgehog General/

Announce trailer, booru, cytube, DC Comics Collaboration, general, General link compilation, Hedgehog, IDW Release Dates, Milestone pastebin, Minecraft, Mistletoe Edition, Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet, OC info, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, smp, sonic, Sonic Christmas, Sonic comic scans, sonic game, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Teaser Trailer

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7488
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP out there – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from racing to rumbling, we’ve got it all! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re running alongside Sonic himself.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got exclusive trailers for Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds and Sonic the Hedgehog 3 that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration – it’s a match made in pixelated heaven!

Looking for some comic relief? We’ve got you covered with our Sonic comic scans and OC info. And if you’re feeling creative, hop on over to our Pixel World and show off your building skills.

So why join our SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that’s as fast, fun, and fabulous as Sonic himself? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that is Sonic the Hedgehog General – join today and let the adventure begin!

SnakeSitterNoMore

animal program, Boundaries, co-ownership, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, high school, Long Term Care, Maturity, pet care arrangements, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet transportation, Pregnancy, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, SIL, snake care, SnakeSitterNoMore

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of taming virtual snakes! Just like the snake in this crazy story, you’ll have to navigate through challenges and obstacles to care for your pixelated reptile.

But beware, just like in real life, you may end up being the primary caretaker of your virtual snake, even if it wasn’t your idea in the first place! Will you be able to handle the responsibility and keep your in-game pet happy and healthy?

Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with drama, twists, and turns – just like the saga of this snake-loving family! Will you be able to handle the pressure and make the tough decisions when it comes to your pixelated pet? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate snake charmer in the world of Minecraft! And remember, when in doubt, just give your virtual snake a virtual rat – it’s the circle of life in the world of pixels!

NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

Absolutely, Allergies, aversion, cannot stand, Culinary, despise, detest, diet, DISLIKES, Eat, Food, gag reflex, loathe, Minecraft, no matter what, NoTofuPlz, picky eater, Preferences, Refuse, Repulsion, restrictions, smp, taste buds

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Votes:	1065	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!

DefendCraft

court cases, criminal charges, dangerous situations, Deadly Force, DefendCraft, defending oneself, defending your life, defending your property, gun rights, justifiable homicide, killing, legal rights, lethal force, life or death, life-threatening situations, personal safety, protecting oneself, self defense, stand your ground, Survival, using force

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Towns Built:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of self-defense! Ever been attacked by a horde of creepers and had to fight back with nothing but a wooden sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, where you’ll have to think fast and fight even faster to stay alive. Our players have some insane stories of self-defense, like the time one player took down a whole army of skeletons with just a stack of potatoes. Or the time another player built an entire fortress out of dirt to protect themselves from a pack of angry zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, join us now! Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior known for your epic acts of self-defense.

ZionistZapperCraft

anti-imperialism, anti-Zionism, ayatollah, Conflict, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Islamic Republic, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, proxy wars, Regional power struggle, resistance, supreme leader, Syria, Zionists, ZionistZapperCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Villages Defended:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than iran and israel combined! khamenei himself said “zionists haven’t won” but you can win big on our server! build your own empire and show those zionists who’s boss! we have crazy pvp battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the haters. join now and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history!

Repaired & Ready – Cheap Fixes

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a rainbow llama through a field of exploding watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade your diamonds for magical unicorn farts that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

2B2PLACE TRY TO SURVIVE Minecraft server HERE

185.17.10.82, 2B2PLACE, banner, BUILD, Community, Creative, description, Explore, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, try to survive

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Towns Built:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

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Helios: THE ARRIVAL

Age Progression system, Arrival, Build towns, Curseforge, deities, Discord, form governments, Helios, Lore Quests, Minecolonies, Modded, modpacks, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, server pack, Space Travel, technological Era advancement, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	285	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Ores Mined:	7186
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features	A World of Realistic Politics. Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies. Venture on Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology. Experience realistic technological Era advancement. Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!
Description	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer. Players progress through different Ages, each with unique gameplay styles and technologies.
Current Age	16th century

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack for more information.
What is the progression system?	Players advance through different Ages, each with its own gameplay style and technology. Progress is not lost during Age transitions.
Can I build towns or nations?	Yes, players can build and manage towns or nations, form governments, and face challenges posed by deities.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20

#youtube, Audience, channel, Content Creator, creativity, criticism, empowerment, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, gender stereotypes, internet fame, online presence, perspective, PIXEL, PRESSURE, Quest, Realm, social media, success, Video, Views, viral, Women

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the only server that reached millions of players but refuses to add more because it’s too cool for that, like why are servers like this? Join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience of questioning reality and regretting everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of crazy shizo antics and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Don’t miss out, join now and enter the twilight zone of Minecraft madness!

QuirkyHomeSMP – Renters, what’s your weird norm?

accustomed, everyday, habits, home, idiosyncrasies, Living, living space, norm, normal, Oddities, peculiar, QuirkyHomeSMP, rental property, renters, Unconventional, Unique, weird, weird quirks, whats

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one dude who built his house entirely out of diamond blocks because he thought it would bring him good luck in battles. And then there’s this other player who has a pet creeper that follows him around everywhere, like how insane is that?! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is going on in this server?! You have to join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, then maybe stay away… but seriously, join us now!

SubCraft: The Worst Server Ever

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Gods Slained:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Votes:	2820

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST (in the best way possible)! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So, if you’re ready to throw all logic out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on the WORST Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

FireNation Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, escalation, firenation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Minecraft, playing with fire, power struggle, red line, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Tension, territorial dispute, US, Warning

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit that even china is warning the US about it? well look no further cuz our server is so fire that even world leaders are talking about it. join us and experience the thrill of walking on the taiwan red line, but be careful cuz you might get burned by all the epicness. come play with us and see why everyone is saying we’re playing with fire on this server. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyRevolution

Ahmad al-Sharaa, anti-Assad forces, anti-government protests, Arab Spring, authoritarian regimes, civil war, CraftyRevolution, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, Iranian influence, Iranian project, Middle East conflict, Middle Eastern politics, opposition movements, political turmoil, regime change, regional instability, resistance movements, revolutionary movements, Syrian conflict, Syrian opposition

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE GOT SYRIAN OPPOSITION SETTING IRANIAN PROJECTS BACK 40 YEARS! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? ONLY ON OUR SERVER WILL YOU SEE SUCH WILD ANTICS HAPPENING!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE INSANITY FOR YOURSELF! BUILD A HOUSE, FIGHT SOME ZOMBIES, AND MAYBE EVEN WITNESS A SYRIAN OPPOSITION MEMBER BLOWING UP A MINECRAFT CASTLE! WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON OUR SERVER!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE WACKY FUN! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Players:	90/600	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magic Items Found:	6915	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4