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Underrated KinoCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, extremely underrated kino, film, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film lovers, film recommendations, Hidden Gem, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, movie buffs, must watch, Overlooked, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated classics, underrated films, underrated gems

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the holy grail of virtual worlds, but with a twist of madness and chaos that will make your brain explode with joy!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”

And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!

Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!

MommaMIA_BlockParty

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, difficult conversations, Emotional Abuse, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, forgiveness, generational trauma, healing, mental health, MommaMIA_BlockParty, personal growth, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8219
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your mom calling you every name in the book. Join us and build your dream world where you never have to deal with toxic family members again!

We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”

Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.

PizzaPals Minecraft SMP

anchovies, artichokes, bacon, barbecue chicken, buffalo chicken, Cheese, DELICIOUS, feta cheese, Food, garlic, jalapenos, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, Pineapple, pizza, PizzaPals, SAUSAGE, smp, spinach, toppings

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magic Items Found:	8751
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a pizza party but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a giant pizza monster, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server. And get this, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, so you never know what kind of wacky events they’ll come up with next. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pizza slices, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers and fun server anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉 #minecraftmadness #pizzaadventures

BlockyBodyLove

BlockyBodyLove, Body appreciation, body image, body positivity, Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self love practice, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-love journey, self-validation

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Farms Harvested:	368
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ores Mined:	5506	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4229
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
New Chunks Explored:	961216	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Farms Harvested:	628	Dimension Hops:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4814
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3838	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Potions Brewed:	157
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	97	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

Players:	95/200	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Crops Grown:	5519
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4