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PoleCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU Presidency, European Council, european union, fm, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, neighbors, Partnership, Poland, PoleCraft, Server, solidarity, Support, UKRAINIAN, Unity

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	923836
Magic Items Found:	7343	Magic Crystals Found:	25
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ukrainian FM who hails poland’s EU presidency like it’s the best thing since sliced bread. we count on polish leadership to lead us to victory in the ultimate minecraft battle. why join? because our server is so lit, even the politicians are talking about it. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. so come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

TrudeauCraft: Prorogue & Resign!

Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, political announcement, political decision, political development, political future, political leadership, political maneuver, political news, Political process, political resignation, political strategy, political transition, political uncertainty, Prorogue, prorogue Parliament, Resign, resignation plan, TrudeauCraft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Villages Defended:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where Justin Trudeau himself will announce his resignation plan while proroguing Parliament! That’s right, you can mine and build while watching a political scandal unfold right before your eyes! Join now for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s gonna be lit!

Sugar Rush Kingdom

Burdens, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease, epidemiology, global health, health disparities, health impact, health interventions, health outcomes, health policy, Kingdom, non-communicable diseases, obesity, preventive measures, public health, risk factors, Rush, Sugar, sugar consumption, sugar-sweetened beverages, sugary drinks, type 2 diabetes, worldwide study

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	262	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the evil sugar-sweetened beverages that are causing type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease in 184 countries! we are on a mission to save the world, one pixelated block at a time.

build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).

so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!

Lost in the Pixel Forest 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, coping, emotional intelligence, Failure, Forest, growth mindset., Loser, Lost, mental health, motivation, moving on, perseverance, PIXEL, positive thinking, resilience, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Lol, bro, join this Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being a loser again!

We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.

Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.

Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Farms Harvested:	803

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	8413
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	27	New Chunks Explored:	144828

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mines Excavated:	4601
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

Players:	97/700	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Farms Harvested:	644
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Votes:	3422
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3