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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magic Items Found:	7950
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	125	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	8653	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4857	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	9667
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	100313	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	300	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, fighter jet, Friendly Fire, international incident, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Navy, Red Sea, RedSeaCraft, Server, shot down, Super Hornet, Tragedy, U.S, united states, War

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Animals Bred:	156	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	506	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

Best cat food, Cat diet, cat food, Cat nutrition, Fancy Feast, Fancy Feast Classic, Fancy Feast flavors, Fancy Feast ingredients, Fancy Feast Paté, Fancy Feast quality, Fancy Feast reviews, Fancy Feast Salmon, Fancy Feast Savory, Fancy Feast variety, Fancy Feast wet food, feast, Gourmet cat food, Minecraft, Paté, Premium cat food, Savory, Savory Salmon Feast, smp, Wet food

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	128	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ores Mined:	4681	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Emeralds Found:	646
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Animals Bred:	126
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	8097	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	357
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Emeralds Found:	4996	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

Players:	107/100	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	196
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6541
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Votes:	1865
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Potions Brewed:	131
Star Shards Collected:	236	Towns Built:	9