Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server

Worst Ending Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, predictable endings in Minecraft SMPs? Look no further, because our server has the WORST ending known to man! Only fifty people have read the finale, so you’ll be joining a select group of players who have experienced just how dogshit it truly is. Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and a conclusion that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

GiftsCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we gift diamonds to all our friends, regardless of their relationship status! We believe in spreading love and joy through virtual treasures, just like our friend here who loves giving thoughtful gifts in real life.

Join us for a chance to receive personalized gifts from our generous players, who will shower you with virtual goodies that show they care. Whether you’re a guy or a girl, single or taken, everyone deserves a little Minecraft love!

Don’t worry about creating unnecessary tension in relationships – on our server, we embrace the spirit of friendship and fun. So come on in and let’s spread some joy together, one diamond block at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SisGriefNoReliefCraft

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Are you tired of taking care of your sister and her adult kids while they mooch off of you like professional leeches? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire!

On our server, you can create your own world where you’re the boss and nobody can guilt-trip you into taking care of them. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can banish annoying relatives to the Nether realm forever. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NonsensicalCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and ridiculous adventures in the blocky world! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, and a roller coaster made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably). Our community is filled with wacky characters like a talking pig who thinks he’s a wizard and a group of villagers who have formed a boy band called “The Villager Voices.” Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean…if you can survive the sea monsters guarding it! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyInventors

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old plugins and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join us for the chance to discover the legendary “Chicken Cannon” – a contraption that launches explosive chickens at unsuspecting players. Trust us, you’ve never experienced chaos like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Diamond Unicorn” – a majestic creature that roams the land, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows in its wake. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows what other crazy inventions and mythical creatures you’ll encounter along the way!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MissileCraft: Volgograd Boom!

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MISSILES AND STUFF! LIKE, WE BLEW UP RUSSIA’S VOLGOGRAD OBLAST BUT OUR ARSENAL IS STILL INTACT! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS! BUILD A BUNKER OR SOMETHING, LOL. WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL MINECRAFT SERVERS WHEN U CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS AND MISSILES, AMIRITE? COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT, MAYBE WE’LL BLOW UP THE MOON NEXT, HAHAHA. #CRAZY #EXPLOSIONS #MINECRAFTFUN

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Bucketry Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are enhanced… just like your chances of getting lost in a cave!

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Bucketry Minecraft Server Overview

Java IP	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock IP	mc.bucketry.net:19132
Discord	Join our Discord

Server FAQ

What can players expect on Bucketry Minecraft?

Players can expect thrilling adventures, progression through ranks, immersive questline, trading features, custom enchantments, specialized activities, kingdom building, hidden treasures, grief prevention, advanced tools, companions, and more.

How can players join the server?

Players can join by connecting to either the Java IP (mc.bucketry.net) or the Bedrock IP (mc.bucketry.net:19132). They can also join the Discord server for community interactions.

Are there custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers over 200 custom enchantments, special activities like Pyro Fishing, farming, and mining, custom spawners, better structures, CrazyEnvoys, ExcellentCrates, and more.

How can players protect their lands?

Players can use the Grief Prevention system with a custom GUI to protect their lands easily.

What other unique features does the server offer?

The server offers upgradeable hoppers, advanced chests, simple pets with a soul system, temporary flight, chat games, AFK pool, community events like PinataParty, and more.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cock a clock! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to turn any clock in the game into a chicken. Imagine the chaos of having a chicken running around your house telling you the time!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: apple may not actually be made of gold). So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Emeralds Found:	2913
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Lord Bao Bao’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join now and bow down to our ruler, Bao Bao, who is not only the king of the heavens above but also the father of all realms below. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear just by paying tribute to Lord Bao Bao.

But beware, for those who dare to challenge his rule will face the wrath of his mighty thunderstorms and lava floods. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this chaotic world ruled by a divine being.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a loyal subject of Lord Bao Bao, the most powerful ruler in all of Minecraft history!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

7:13AM Texting Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where boundaries are respected? Look no further! Our server is so strict on boundaries, we even block players for sending playdate invitations at 7:13am on a weekend morning with zero previous context. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate invasion of boundaries – 100% guaranteed! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PhotobombingGramps

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So, you’re looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world, huh? Well, look no further than our server! We may not have fancy cars like the Museum Ferrari Maranello, but we do have some epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rude players like a boss. Just like how this player stood up to a French jerk at the museum, you can show off your language skills and sass on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a standoff that will go down in Minecraft history.

So, if you’re ready for some drama, some laughs, and some epic Minecraft adventures, join our server now! And remember, on our server, the only fat cows are the ones you can ride into battle. Let the games begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7111
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mines Excavated:	2291
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DisasterCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or trying to survive a creeper explosion while riding a pig.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like building giant statues of chickens or having epic dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and see just how insane things can get. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SkyHighShenanigans

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Have you ever seen someone try to bring a live llama on a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to bring all kinds of crazy things with them on their virtual adventures! From flying pigs to dancing chickens, the possibilities are endless. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until you cry. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?) So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you wondering, “What’s the weirdest thing I’ve seen someone bring on this server?”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, Pope Francis himself came to our server and said “this place is lit, fam!” he even said that the Belgian clergy abuse victims deserve more compensation if they join our server. can you believe that? so come on down and join the party, we got diamonds, creepers, and more fun than you can shake a stick at. don’t miss out, join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	4750
Dragon Eggs Found:	533	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magic Items Found:	6367	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NukeFearNot – Putin’s Survival Server

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so, like, this minecraft server is so lit, like, even putin would be afraid to use nuclear weapons on it cuz he loves his life too much, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make you pee your pants from excitement. join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever, where even the creepers are scared of us. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2023	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4