Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
Infinity Stones Found: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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