Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Chick Flicks Minecraft Server

    Chick Flicks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with flying pigs, talking sheep, and diamond armor that shoots lasers.

    Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary block of cheese, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Farms Harvested: 969 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Ores Mined: 5297 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nice For Once Minecraft SMP

    Nice For Once Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone is a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the cool cats and meme lords out there!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos! Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    And hey, if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, don’t worry! Our players are always ready to shower you with compliments and boost your self-esteem. You’ll never have to feel unappreciated again!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Alien Abductions: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCreeperWedding

    CraftyCreeperWedding
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your son’s sudden wedding plans and focus on building your dream virtual world instead.

    With our server, you can create a magical courthouse wedding on a Thursday, invite all your virtual family members, and make them wear green without breaking the bank. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your son asking for half the cost of a plane ticket – because in our Minecraft world, everything is free!

    So come join us and let go of all the stress and frustration. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast mining, crafting, and exploring in our wacky Minecraft server? Let’s build a world where family conflicts and financial burdens don’t exist – unless you count the cost of virtual diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Magic Items Found: 6630
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MemoryWipeMCSMP

    MemoryWipeMCSMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could erase your memory and experience the thrill of starting fresh on a new server? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special potion that will erase your memory every time you log in!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite foods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ThirstQuencherCraft

    ThirstQuencherCraft
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the rivers flow with ice-cold soda pop instead of water! Yes, you heard that right! Quench your thirst with a refreshing drink straight from the source while building your dream pixelated paradise. But be warned, the mobs are addicted to caffeine and will do anything to get their hands on your precious beverages. So join us and experience the fizzy madness for yourself!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 38

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrigadeCraft Minecraft Server

    BrigadeCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the intense battles between North and South Korea! build your own artillery brigades and launch missiles at your enemies! will you be able to bring peace to the region or will chaos reign supreme? join now and be part of the action! but be careful, Kim Jong-un might be watching…

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 426 Chimeras Created: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VugledarMarineElite

    VugledarMarineElite
    So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got this elite brigade of Russian marines who are like, super hardcore and stuff. But get this, they keep losing like, 80% of their personnel in battles for Vugledar. Like, how crazy is that? But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server.

    Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle and the chaos of war. Plus, you might even get to witness some epic fails and hilarious mishaps along the way. Who knows, you might even become a legend in the world of Minecraft for surviving the madness of Vugledar.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Expert Server

    Crafty Expert Server
    hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should!

    first of all, we got a bunch of crazy mods dat will blow ur mind! like, u can ride a chicken as a mount and shoot fireballs out of ur butt! how cool is dat?

    plus, our community is da bomb diggity! we got players from all over da world, from mars to pluto! u will never be bored with all da shenanigans goin on!

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds? yea, it’s like a real-life pirate adventure, but in minecraft!

    so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis wild and wacky minecraft server and let’s have some epic fun together!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LittleMacks Official Server

    LittleMacks Official Server

    WELCOME to Macks Official Minecraft Server! Mack is a content creator on Twitch and Youtube! This is his server! You’ll find NEW THEMES every server and weekly quests and treasure hunts! We do giveaways and fun mini game events! WE ARE A VERY SMALL but growing community of gamers and wierdos just trying to have fun and game together! JOIN THE DISCORD to vc with other players and be in stream events!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Endure Survival

    Endure Survival

    Endure is a South African SMP server that introduces new world Generation. The Server offers grief prevention land claiming. The server is setup with the intent of being a chill survival server, the goal is to have fun. All players spawn randomly in the world at first to prevent any trapping or congestion.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Welcome to the “Shadowwizardmoneygang Monifactory” where wizards make money by Monifactory-ing things in our not-so-greylisted server!

    Welcome to the “Shadowwizardmoneygang Monifactory” where wizards make money by Monifactory-ing things in our not-so-greylisted server!
    Server Name Minecraft Custom Adventure Modpack Server
    Features Custom gamestages, questbook, in-questbook store, ars elemental, wuxiacraft, mekanism
    Server Type Adventure/Exploration
    Discord https://discord.gg/HBq8pHgA6b

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, you can connect using the IP address provided in the server information or through the Minecraft multiplayer menu.

    2. What mods are included in the custom modpack?

    The custom modpack includes mods such as ars elemental, wuxiacraft, mekanism, and more for enhanced gameplay.

    3. Is there a quest system in place?

    Yes, the server features a questbook and in-questbook store to provide players with goals and rewards for completing them.

    4. What is the gamestage system?

    The gamestage system is designed to encourage adventure and exploration by scaling difficulty and rewards based on the player’s progress.

    5. What is Monifactory server?

    The Monifactory server is geared towards players interested in technical gameplay, offering a different experience from the main adventure modpack server.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mad Minecraft Server

    Mad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy sheep? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make your brain explode with excitement!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right, pigs as your trusty steeds! And don’t even get us started on the flying llamas armed with laser beams – they’re a force to be reckoned with!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you manage to find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies)!

    So why does our server make so many people mad? Because they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness and insanity that awaits them! Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 173
    Crops Grown: 1151 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Protestant Minecraft SMP Thinker

    Protestant Minecraft SMP Thinker
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition as they fight for control over the coveted Diamond Island. Will you choose to align yourself with the feathered fiends or the mooing maniacs? The choice is yours, but be warned – alliances can shift as quickly as a creeper explosion!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have perfected the art of disco dancing. Join their underground rave parties and learn the latest moves to impress your friends (and enemies) on the battlefield.

    And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a group of pigmen who have formed a biker gang and ride around on flaming motorcycles. Join them for a wild ride through the fiery depths of hell!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, anything goes!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Animals Bred: 143 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TwinHomesNoLoan

    TwinHomesNoLoan
    Hey gamers! Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a crazy story that will make you want to jump right in.

    So, imagine this: it’s your 30th birthday and you’re planning on camping alone for a couple of days to celebrate. But wait, here comes your twin sister, who just went through a messy breakup and needs a place to stay. Are you an asshole for not wanting to change your plans and accommodate her? Well, on our server, we believe in embracing the chaos and turning every situation into a hilarious adventure!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of sibling drama, unexpected guests, and wild birthday celebrations. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to build a virtual studio apartment for your twin sister while fending off creepers and zombies. It’s a birthday bash like no other, and you won’t want to miss out!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, laughter, and epic Minecraft adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FailCraft SMP: Failing Forward!

    FailCraft SMP: Failing Forward!
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the most unexpected lessons from failure and setbacks! Our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness, where every wrong turn leads to a hilarious mishap.

    Once, a player tried to build a giant statue of themselves out of diamonds, only to have it collapse and bury them alive. But hey, they learned the valuable lesson of humility!

    Another time, a group of players tried to start a peaceful village, but ended up accidentally summoning a horde of angry zombies instead. Whoops! Lesson learned: always double-check your summoning rituals.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will teach you valuable life lessons in the most ridiculous ways possible, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, failure is just another opportunity for a good laugh.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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