CocaineCraft: Impulsive Minds | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Emeralds Found:	7182
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Star Shards Collected:	66
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Animals Bred:	151	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Votes:	5201
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	9842	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	465
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	254
Farms Harvested:	873	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	1000	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Potions Brewed:	77
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4791
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

Players:	109/900	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	4