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WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Void Armor Forged:	29
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Towns Built:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Star Shards Collected:	194
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dimension Hops:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Farms Harvested:	835	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Enchantments Applied:	130	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8719
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Void Armor Forged:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Void Gems Collected:	37

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	3726
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5117
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dimension Hops:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2686
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Buildings Constructed:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Farms Harvested:	952

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Void Gems Collected:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Players:	97/700	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7008	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31