CoastCrumbleCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7105	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Potions Brewed:	39
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Emeralds Found:	5957
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	115	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Votes:	3293	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Crops Grown:	1861	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	29
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	New Chunks Explored:	887465
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magic Items Found:	4013
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Buildings Constructed:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Farms Harvested:	441	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8111	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3935
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Divine Spears Created:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.

HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU, european security, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, HungaryCraftEUNATOSwap, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, nato, political tensions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where ukraine is takin over hungary in EU and NATO cuz why not? we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and creepers doin the macarena. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see the most epic battle between ukraine and hungary in the history of minecraft. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions. ukraine ftw!

Berry Weight Loss – Juice & Blocks

Alternative Medicine, antioxidant-rich, berry, blocks, blood glucose levels, dietary supplement, Elderberry juice, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, herbal remedies, holistic health, holistic wellness, immune system support, insulin levels, Juice, Loss, metabolic health, natural remedies, Nutritional benefits, plant-based nutrition, Superfood, weight, weight management, wellness trends

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

join dis cray cray minecraft server and u will be sippin on elderberry juice all day long, cuz it’s da secret weapon for weight loss and super fast metabolism!!! like, u won’t even believe it, but peeps on dis server saw their blood sugar drop by 24% and their insulin levels go down by 9%!!! it’s like magic in a blocky world, u gotta try it to believe it!!! come join us and get ready to be the healthiest player in all of minecraft, cuz elderberry juice is da key to success!!! #minecraftmagic #elderberryjuiceftw

Moonbat

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, Hope, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Max8abug, Minigames, Moonbat, player events, progress, Safe, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update, Version

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Version	1.21.1
Description	Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP. Both SMP maps are permanent and regularly updated. Player events and minigames like spleef are also available.
IP	moonbat.ddns.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	Yes, the griefing-enabled SMP allows players to grief.
Is my progress safe on the SMP maps?	Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe.
Are there player events on the server?	Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards.
What minigames are available?	Minigames like spleef have recently been added to the server.

Pixel Pioneers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93209631, long tail tags, Numbers, Pioneers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Runes Activated:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s like a party in your brain and everyone’s invited, even the creepers!

You’ll be building epic structures that make the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, bringing all the drama and excitement.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and raining down diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. So come on, join us on this wild ride of blocky madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!

Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

Dads, Drama, House, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her brother T.

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server you’ll be building walls to keep out your crazy relatives! Will you choose to reconcile with T or block him like a pesky zombie? The choice is yours!

But beware, just like T’s temper tantrums, griefing is not allowed on our server. So keep your cool and your pickaxe handy as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of sibling rivalry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds in the rough along the way!

Players:	101/800	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2