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ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	947
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Ores Mined:	6405	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	274	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Chimeras Created:	4

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	411	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Towns Built:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1851
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Crops Grown:	8335
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	127	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	590
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4822
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Farms Harvested:	607	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	69	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Towns Built:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

Players:	99/200	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0