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BurgerCraft: No Pork, Just Beef & Chicken

Beef, burger choices, burger options, BurgerCraft, chicken, dining out, fast food, fast food chains, fast food options, fast food places, food preferences, limited menu, meat options, meat preferences, meat substitutes, menu restrictions, Plant-Based, plant-based options, Pork, pork alternatives, pork burgers, restaurant choices

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you ever feel like fast food places be playin’ you with their lack of pork burgers? Well, fear not, cuz on our server, we got pork burgers for days! That’s right, you can chow down on some juicy pork burgers while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that eating a pork burger in-game gives you super strength and the ability to fly. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to pig out on some pork-tastic fun!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Physics Graph Network – LawCraft

AI Models, Artificial Intelligence, computational modeling, data science, graph, hybrid model, innovation, integration, Knowledge graphs, LawCraft, machine learning, Natural laws, Network, neural network, neural networks, Optimization, PGNN, Physics-guided, PHYSICS., research, Results, scientific research, Technology

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. we got researchers up in here integrating physics and knowledge graphs into their AI models, like what even is that? but like, it’s called PGNN, which stands for Physics Guided Neural Network, and it’s like, the coolest thing ever.

like, imagine playing Minecraft and suddenly you’re like, whoa, this server is like, smarter than me. but don’t worry, it’s not gonna take over the world or anything, it’s just gonna make your gameplay way more interesting.

so, if you wanna join a server that’s on a whole other level of intelligence, then like, come hang out with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll learn a thing or two about physics while you’re at it. ain’t that just wild?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pyrakia

Towny

Welcome to Pyrakia! A friendly Towny server with custom features and mechanics. Vote between Oct 4 and Oct 11 for triple voting rewards, and check out the store for a 25%-off sale!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MagicGames

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, hypixel, java, magicgames, Skyblock

Magic Games is a Skyblock server similar to Hypixel that supports both Bedrock and Java editions. You can join their community through their Discord link:https://discord.gg/magicgames-805997287033667624

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Grown Up Minecraft Server

adulting, childhood memories, entertainment industry, game design, game development, game innovation, game market, game production, game quality, gaming culture, gaming experience, gaming industry, gaming preferences, gaming trends, growing up, grown, Minecraft, Modern Gaming, Nostalgia, retro gaming, Server, technology advancements, video games

Are you tired of adulting and missing the good ol’ days of playing epic games like Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boring adulthood! Join us and relive your childhood dreams of building giant castles, exploring mysterious caves, and battling creepers with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, have dance parties with friendly zombies, and even participate in epic llama races across the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it gallops through the pixelated sunset.

So why waste your time with boring adult responsibilities when you can join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild? Come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement)!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Star Shards Collected:	120	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Great Canadian Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Canada, Canadian, Canadian challenges, Canadian culture, Canadian development, Canadian downfall, Canadian economy, Canadian future, Canadian future prospects, Canadian government, Canadian history, Canadian identity, Canadian issues, Canadian leadership, Canadian News, Canadian outlook, Canadian perspective, Canadian politics, Canadian progress, Canadian society, Great, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of living in a world where Canada reigns supreme? Are you ready to overthrow the maple syrup overlords and establish your own rule? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us as we band together to take down the moose-riding Mounties and claim our rightful place as rulers of the Great White North. Build your own igloo fortress, ride polar bears into battle, and show those polite Canadians who’s boss. It’s genuinely over for Canada, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now and let the chaos ensue!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
New Chunks Explored:	517321	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

WaterWoes Minecraft Server

boundary setting, Communication, community living, confrontations, duplex living, gardening, Minecraft, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, neighbor etiquette, neighbor relationships, residential living, Server, shared faucet, Shared Resources, utility bill, washing shoes, water billing, water conservation, water costs, water meter, water usage, WaterWoes

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further! Our server is like living in a duplex with crazy neighbors, except in Minecraft form!

Join our server and experience the thrill of confronting your virtual neighbors for using your virtual faucet to water their virtual garden and wash their virtual shoes. Watch as they throw a virtual hissy fit and try to guilt trip you with promises of virtual power washers for your virtual car.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! You can also enjoy the excitement of unscrewing virtual hoses and moving them to different virtual faucets, all while keeping an eye out for virtual dog walkers who don’t clean up after their virtual pets.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the drama and chaos of virtual neighborly disputes like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlockPuppyHeist

animal rights, BlockPuppyHeist, neighbor disputes, pet adoption, pet custody, pet ownership, pet ownership ethics, pet theft, puppy care, puppy love, puppy parenting, puppy protection, puppy rescue, puppy rescue mission, puppy theft, puppy welfare, responsible pet ownership, stray puppies, town dynamics, town hierarchy, town politics

Are you tired of living in a town where your puppies keep mysteriously disappearing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about your virtual pets being taken away by entitled neighbors again.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your precious pups from any would-be pet thieves. And if someone dares to try and steal your furry friends, you can unleash a pack of virtual wolves to chase them away.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can train your pets to become fierce guardians, ready to defend your virtual home at all costs. So come join us and experience the thrill of protecting your puppies in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that gets stolen is the show!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SingleSteveMinecraftSMP

commitment issues, DATING, emotional availability, fear of intimacy, future goals, love life, past relationships, personal growth, reasons for being single, Relationship Status, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, single, Single life, SingleSteveMinecraftSMP

Are you single right now? Well, it’s probably because you haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is basically a virtual dating paradise – you’ll be fighting off suitors left and right as you build your dream pixelated home together. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to fend off and diamonds to mine with your new boo? Join now and say goodbye to singledom forever!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Potions Brewed:	116	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mines Excavated:	2126	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

FoodieCraft

Choice, Commitment, cravings, DELICIOUS, diet, Eat, Favorite Food, flavor, Food, FoodieCraft, Hunger, long term, Meal, nutrition, one food, rest of your life, satisfaction, selection, Sustenance, Taste, Variety

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and experience the thrill of only being able to eat one food for the rest of your Minecraft life! Will you choose to survive on a diet of nothing but golden apples, or maybe you’ll go crazy with an endless supply of cake? The choice is yours, but be warned, your taste buds may never be the same again!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only their chosen food as weapons. Picture this: a player armed with nothing but a carrot facing off against someone wielding a watermelon slice. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s deliciously entertaining!

So come join us on our server and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ultimate food warrior in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Animals Bred:	46
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

Ambulance Services, cyber attack, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital threat, emergency services, Espionage, foreign interference, government agencies, HACKING, Information Security, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Minecraft, russia, Russian hackers, Server, targeted attack, uk, United Kingdom

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and save lives? well, now u can do it in minecraft! come join our server where u can be a paramedic and save all the pixelated lives u want! but watch out, cuz the kremlin-protected russian hackers are after u! they’re like the creepers of the internet, trying to blow up ur ambulance and ruin ur day. so come join us and show those hackers who’s boss! plus, we have free cake at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come be a hero and have some fun on our server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Farms Harvested:	699	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

UNPeacekeeperProbs

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, harm prevention, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military cooperation, peace agreements, Peace efforts, peacekeeping forces, peacekeeping missions, peacekeeping operations, regional stability, security measures, UN peacekeepers, united nations, UNPeacekeeperProbs, US

so like, this server is like totally lit, like on fire lit, not like lit as in boring lit. we got unicorns roaming around, like actual real unicorns, not just some pixelated ones.

and get this, we have a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a real life treasure hunt but in Minecraft.

also, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because last time someone wished for a million diamonds and they got buried alive in them.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4288

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Heatwave & Cyclone Craze

2016, atmospheric patterns, big climate systems, characteristics, climate change, climate science, CRAZE, cyclone, el nino, Event, extreme weather, global warming, heatwave, Impact, Madden-Julian Oscillation, meteorology, ocean temperatures, Pacific Ocean heatwave, rare combination, record-breaking, Tropical Cyclone Winston, weather phenomenon

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a crazy mashup of El Niño and the ‘Madden-Julian Oscillation’ – like, what even is that?! But get this, it triggered a heatwave in the Pacific Ocean in 2016 that was off the charts! And get this, it was all linked to Tropical Cyclone Winston, like some next level conspiracy theory stuff, man.

They say climate change had a hand in all this madness, making it even more intense and unpredictable. So if you wanna experience some wild weather patterns and crazy natural disasters while building your blocky empire, then this is the server for you, dude! Join now and brace yourself for the ultimate climate chaos adventure! Let’s get crafting, baby! 🌪️🌊🔥

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Laps Network

Adventure, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Laps Network is a minecraft server with multiple games. We make game that is rarely found and we make game different from other. In our discord we make choices depending of what the community say and we alway add upvoted suggestion! Current Game: -Factory Tycoon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	618646
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Block Breaker Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Banking, BLOCK, Breaker, conspiracy theories, cultural stereotypes, Demolish, discrimination, economic system, extremist ideologies, finance, financial control, financial institutions, global economy, Hate Speech, historical prejudices, Jewish community, Jewish monetary system, Minecraft, religious beliefs, religious discrimination., religious persecution, Server, social justice

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are on a mission to demolish the Jewish monetary system…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride as we mine for diamonds to overthrow the financial overlords of Minecraft. But beware, the creepers are actually secret agents of the banking elite trying to stop us! Will you join our rebellion and become the richest player in the server, or will you be blown up by a creeper in a suit and tie? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the virtual economy is in your hands!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Items Found:	4319
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9