Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
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