Club Des Bastards | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	273	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Magic Items Found:	3939
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
New Chunks Explored:	279573	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Towns Built:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Towns Built:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Crops Grown:	7822
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	892
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3859	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Emeralds Found:	9241
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Towns Built:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	7207
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Players:	91/200	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Chimeras Created:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14