CLRPC Minecraft Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Battle Royale: The War Never Ends

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war never ends and chaos reigns supreme! Join us at KHOMANIAC for an infernal experience that will leave you dying of laughter!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player dared to challenge the mighty Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. And you know what happened? The dragon choked on the carrot and the player became the new ruler of the Nether!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine a giant creeper made entirely out of diamond blocks facing off against a giant chicken armed with a lava bucket. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join KHOMANIAC today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, the war is eternal, the outcome infernal, so die laughing with us!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Towns Built:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mines Excavated:	4891	Divine Spears Created:	28
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minecraft Meme Team: ‘/brit/’

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are lit and the mobs are savage! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with dank memes and epic loot.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas. But fear not, for this player was armed with a diamond sword and a shield made of obsidian. After a fierce battle, the llamas surrendered and offered up their emerald treasures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for beatboxing and challenging players to dance battles. Can you out-dance the dragon and claim the title of Dance Champion of the End?

So come join us on our server for a lit time filled with memes, treasures, and epic adventures. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crops Grown:	7434
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

LOLZCRAFT: The ‘SOUND’ Server

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Welcome to …the retreat! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because …the retreat is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is filled with EPIC quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves to the tunes of Justin Creeper and Llama Gaga. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join …the retreat today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub hidden deep within our server.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	New Chunks Explored:	877300
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blocktopia: Where Creeper Explosions Are the Least of Your Worries

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with UNLIMITED diamonds, FLYING pigs, and even a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to a DISCO PARTY!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to defeat it. And if you manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a REAL-LIFE diamond sword that can chop down trees with just one swing!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click on the link above and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minecraft Creepshot Candid Craze

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can witness fitness sluts with huge asses and tight waists working out in scrunch leggings! Join now to see all the BOOTYFUL action and maybe even catch a glimpse of some scandalous squats! Who needs real life when you can experience all the excitement in the virtual world?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are as wild as a squirrel on methamphetamine! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was down on their luck, drowning in gambling losses and facing a serious case of housing crisis. But then they stumbled upon our server and everything changed. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and became the richest player in all the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the sun is jealous and gave one player skin cancer just from playing too long. Don’t worry, we have sunscreen dispensers all around spawn now.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the crazier, the better? Look no further, because our server is THE place to be!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored breath for days!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the one and only Disco Chicken, a chicken that can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Dance parties every night, guaranteed!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Unicorn Island, where rainbow-colored sheep roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Mr. Evrart is getting in on the action! Join us as we embark on a quest to find our lost guns in the vast world of Minecraft. Mr. Evrart will guide you through treacherous caves, towering mountains, and maybe even a few haunted mansions in search of your precious firearms.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most INSANE mini-games and challenges you’ve ever seen. From skydiving off of giant mushrooms to racing against creepers on rocket-powered minecarts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s find those guns with Mr. Evrart by our side!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blocky Googleplex

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the golems have finally had enough of their Jew masters at Google HQ! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where the golems are in charge and the players must prove their worth to survive.

But beware, the golems have some crazy demands like building them giant statues made entirely out of diamonds or creating a pixel art tribute to their leader, Steve the Golem. Will you be able to keep up with their outrageous requests and earn their trust?

Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world where anything is possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9182	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a TEKKEN 8 experience like no other!

We’ve got Terminology crazier than a Ender Dragon dance party, Character Overviews more epic than a Nether fortress, and Important combos and moves that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro!

Our server is so lit, it’s like the glow of a enchanted diamond sword at sunset. So come on over and join the fun! Just be careful, you might get so addicted, you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!

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📸 Check out this epic photo of me building a giant Nutella castle on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to create your own delicious masterpieces and feast on virtual treats like never before. Who needs real food when you can have a pixelated Nutella feast with us? Don’t miss out on the sweetest server around! 🍫🏰 #MinecraftFoodies #NutellaNation

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and EXPLODING SHEEP (don’t worry, they respawn)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were actually magical portals to a land of infinite pizza and flying pigs! True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMA that can teach you the secret dance moves to summon a herd of friendly zombies to do your bidding. Need help building a castle? Just call on your zombie minions to do all the hard work while you sit back and relax.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us if you want to SLAY dragons with your bare hands, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and lost miserably.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend down into the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our INSANE Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!

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Are you tired of boring, classy cafes where the most exciting thing is the background music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the complete opposite of that!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you hear rap music blasting through your speakers. That’s right, we’ve got a lit AF soundtrack that will keep you pumped up while you conquer the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the NPCs are known to break out into dance parties. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a group of villagers getting down to the latest tunes.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and NVKE THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE for an experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Potions Brewed:	102
Dragon Eggs Found:	7924	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2