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Players: 92/300 Votes: 2458
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 21 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
Ores Mined: 5299 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Magical Moments Shared: 22 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

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Welcome to Clown World Order #56, where chaos reigns and the absurdity knows no bounds! Join us as we embark on a journey through a Minecraft server like no other, where Trump judges are disqualified for juggling too many clown noses, Bill Maher bombs on his own show because he couldn’t handle the pressure of building a pixelated house, and GOP cucks on Ukraine and Israel by trying to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic fail of Gaza bridge protests as players accidentally build bridges to nowhere and get stuck in an endless loop of falling off the edge. And don’t even get us started on the pedophilia denial on Timcast – turns out the only thing they’re mining for is diamonds!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of meme-worthy politicians, and engage in epic PvP battles with players dressed as clowns? So come on down to Clown World Order #56 and let the madness begin!

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  • Pixel Unity Land

    Pixel Unity Land
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 3408
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 80
    Mines Excavated: 4342 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

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    LOL u ever just wanna escape from all the drama and chaos of the real world??? well do i have the perfect place for u!!! come join our minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind!!!

    imagine a world where u can build ur dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage!!! where u can mine for diamonds and not have to worry about taxes or bills!!! where u can ride pigs and fly on dragons without anyone judging u!!!

    our server is a place where u can be whoever u want to be!!! u can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a unicorn if u want!!! the possibilities are endless!!!

    we have epic quests, insane challenges, and even a secret underground disco party!!! u never know what u will find on our server!!!

    so come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse!!! u won’t regret it, i promise!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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  • Twin Trouble Heart Havoc

    Twin Trouble Heart Havoc
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 7197
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

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    yo, dis server be like havin twins but instead of babies, you get heart disease! but don’t worry, it’s all fun and games in dis wacky world. if you got twins and normal blood pressure, you gonna be twice as likely to have cardiovascular disease on dis server. but if you had high blood pressure during pregnancy, oh boy, da risk is eight times higher! join now for a heart-pounding adventure like no other! twin power, activate!

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  • Gyaru Land Quest 1.21

    Gyaru Land Quest 1.21
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 1954
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 18 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

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    Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Because Gyaru Lives Matter, duh! We’re all about those kawaii girls with the big eyes and cute outfits, so if you’re into that, you’ll fit right in!

    We’ve got the most lit parties in all of Minecraft, with pixelated cocktails and virtual dance floors that will make your blocky feet move like never before. Plus, our custom mods will have you looking like a Gyaru queen in no time.

    And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We’ve got players duking it out in the name of Gyaru solidarity, with sparkly swords and rainbow-colored armor. It’s a sight to behold, my dude.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that Gyaru Lives Matter in the world of Minecraft! Let’s spread the kawaii love and have a blast together!

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  • WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server

    WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 4837
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Emeralds Found: 3949

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    Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think they can ruin your wedding dress and get away with it? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

    Join us and build your own virtual wedding dress, free from any meddling mother-in-laws. Show off your creativity and design skills without the fear of someone cutting it up in the middle of the night. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members we know.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that it’s “just a dress”—we understand the sentimental value and importance of your creations. So come join us and let your imagination run wild, without any rude interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • DadCraftFuneral

    DadCraftFuneral
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 878
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a funeral-themed experience like no other.

    Picture this: you log on and find out your ex-husband’s ghost is haunting the server, causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. But don’t worry, his father and sister are also there – and they’re not too happy about it. Will you team up with them to banish the ghost, or join forces with your ex to pull off some epic pranks?

    With funeral viewings, probate processes, and family drama galore, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to navigate the world of life insurance while grieving and helping your virtual children cope with their feelings?

    So come on down to our server – where the funeral drama never ends, and the grief is all too real. Just remember, you might want to pack some tissues and a sense of humor before you log on.

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  • MillionaireMinecraftSMP

    MillionaireMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 5196
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

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    Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of being a millionaire and still having problems? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and all your millionaire problems will disappear faster than you can say “diamonds!”

    Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds in our SMP and suddenly a group of friendly creepers come up to you and start dancing the Macarena. You join in, laughing and having the time of your life. Next thing you know, you’ve struck a deal with the creepers to protect your diamonds in exchange for some sick dance moves. Problem solved!

    But wait, there’s more! Have you ever been building a mansion in survival mode and run out of materials? Well, in our SMP, we have a magical unicorn that poops out building materials whenever you need them. Just ask nicely and the unicorn will deliver!

    And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Sounds impossible, right? Wrong! In our SMP, anything is possible, even defeating the Ender Dragon with a rubber chicken.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to all your millionaire problems. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • BlockyLicenseRenewal

    BlockyLicenseRenewal
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 4887
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old road tests to renew your license? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in a different kind of test – a block-building test! That’s right, to renew your license to drive in our virtual world, you must prove your skills in building the most epic structures out of pixelated blocks. Who needs parallel parking when you can build a castle out of diamond blocks instead?

    Join our server and show off your creativity and building prowess. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon will personally congratulate you if you pass the test. So why settle for a regular road test when you can embark on a blocky adventure of a lifetime? Join us now and let the building begin!

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  • DownUnderCraft

    DownUnderCraft
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 4113
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Farms Harvested: 338 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Alien Abductions: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

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    so like, u know how australia is all like “nope, not gonna deal with ur shenanigans, Terrorgram”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we embrace the chaos, the craziness, the pure insanity of it all! join us if u wanna be a rebel, a rule-breaker, a true minecraft maverick!

    we got crazy events like “TNT Tuesdays” where u can blow up anything u want (except spawn, of course, we’re not monsters)! and don’t even get me started on our “Zombie Apocalypse” weekends where the whole server turns into a battle royale against the undead! it’s like the hunger games, but with more brains (literally)!

    plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family – we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build epic structures and conquer the minecraft world! so if u wanna join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a kangaroo on a pogo stick, then this is the place for u! come on in, mate, the madness is waiting for u!

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  • Fur-Free Evolution Clothing Co.

    Fur-Free Evolution Clothing Co.
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 6322
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 196 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 239 Dragon Eggs Found: 1357
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we make humans evolve to lose fur like some kind of crazy clothing industry experiment gone wrong. you’ll be mining and crafting with a bunch of naked players running around, trying to survive in a world where clothes are a thing of the past. who needs armor when you’ve got natural protection, amirite? so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing you’ll be wearing is a smile (and maybe a helmet, because safety first, right?). it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never have to worry about finding the perfect outfit again.

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  • Fungus Infected Zombie Spiders

    Fungus Infected Zombie Spiders
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 4928
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Chimeras Created: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 162 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Zombie Dances: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 9936
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18

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    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and embark on an epic adventure filled with fungus-infected zombie spiders! That’s right, these creepy crawlies have taken over Northern Ireland and it’s up to you to stop them!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be battling these mutant creatures, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies like a majestic eagle! And if that’s not enough, how about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato? Yes, you heard me right, a potato worth more than your entire Minecraft inventory!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of fungus-infected zombie spiders and diamond potatoes!

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  • Arab explorers

    Arab explorers
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 6751
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Emeralds Found: 6324
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

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    Arab Explorers is a Quebec French semi-roleplay, semi-faction survival server for Minecraft 1.21.1 with an Earth map. Its plugins and features include everything from McMMO and SimpleClaim to a server shop, daily quests, and ranks, plus many others. The server is for Java only and set up in offline mode (aka cracked). Check out the Arab Explorers server’s Discord for more info, updates, and support.

    arabeexp.ddns.net

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  • PioneerMC

    PioneerMC
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 7079
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

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    PioneerMC Server Overview

    Server Type Vanilla Beta 1.7.3
    Server Features No plugins, no extras, pure survival
    Server Status Whitelisted – Apply via Discord
    Online Mode Yes

    Rules:

    Join us and relive classic Minecraft. Apply here.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can apply for whitelist via our Discord server.
    Are there any plugins on the server? No, the server is pure vanilla with no plugins.
    What version of Minecraft does the server run on? The server runs on Vanilla Beta 1.7.3.
    Can I use cheats or exploits on the server? No, cheating or exploiting is against the rules.

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  • MysticCraft Land 1.21.1

    MysticCraft Land 1.21.1
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 8810
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1914 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Star Shards Collected: 58
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2

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    Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lame quests and boring landscapes? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the Macarena!

    Join our server for a wild ride through a psychedelic wonderland where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination! Build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

    Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side, my fellow blockheads!

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  • KidMischiefGoneWild – Minecraft SMP

    KidMischiefGoneWild – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 5209
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Enchantments Applied: 67
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Meteorites Collected: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

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    OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s lit AF 🔥. So, like, one time I was playing on the server and I accidentally set my friend’s house on fire with a flint and steel, but it’s cool because we all just laughed it off and rebuilt it with diamond blocks 💎.

    But like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, there’s so much crazy stuff that goes down on this server. Like, one time we all decided to have a massive chicken jousting tournament and things got out of hand when someone accidentally spawned a wither in the arena 😱. But don’t worry, we all banded together and defeated it with nothing but wooden swords and leather armor, it was epic.

    And the best part is, we have this secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs 🐉. It’s like our own little treasure trove, and only the most elite players are allowed access.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #SMPShenanigans

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  • NoTariffsJustBlockUS

    NoTariffsJustBlockUS
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 9671
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 994 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 84
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Ores Mined: 2525 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t have to worry about Trump’s tariffs cutting off your precious imports and exports! Why deal with the drama of international trade when you can join us and build your own virtual empire without any pesky tariffs getting in the way?

    Imagine a world where Canada, Mexico, and China are all just jealous of our Minecraft skills and decide to cut off the US from imports and exports out of pure spite. But fear not, because on our server, you can trade and build to your heart’s content without any real-world consequences!

    So come join us and escape the chaos of international politics by diving into the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs trade deals when you have diamonds and creepers to worry about?

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