ClownCraft: Chaos Reigns Supreme #56 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NostalgicNookMC

childhood classics, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, childhood shows, childhood television, Forgotten Gems, Forgotten shows, forgotten television, hidden gems, nostalgic tv, NostalgicNookMC, obscure shows, obscure television, obscure TV, old tv shows, TV nostalgia, tv shows, underrated shows, vintage tv

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	193	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ores Mined:	7963
Potions Brewed:	101	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Remember that obscure show you watched as a kid that no one else seems to remember? Well, joining our Minecraft server is like stumbling upon a hidden gem from your childhood that no one else knows about!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds and gold bars as they go. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a friendly Ender Dragon swoops in to give you a piggyback ride around the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Burping Cows” mini-game, where you have to race against a herd of belching bovines to see who can reach the finish line first. And if you win, you get a prize even more valuable than diamonds: bragging rights for being the burping cow champion!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the nostalgia flows as freely as the lava in the Nether. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like this one!

TinyTots Tumor Takedown

age, cancer research, cancer treatment, cell study, childhood cancer, children, immune response, immune responses, immune system, immunotherapy, inflammation, mutation rates, pediatric cancer, pediatric oncology, precision immunotherapy, Precision medicine, T cell activity, takedown, TinyTots, Treatment, tumor, tumor mutation, tumor type

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Alien Abductions:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2806	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy things happening, like, we have a secret lab where we study, like, pediatric cancer and stuff. but get this, the lab is run by, like, mutant turtles who are also doctors. they wear little lab coats and everything, it’s wild.

and, like, the best part is that the kids with cancer get to play Minecraft with the turtles while they’re getting treatment. it’s, like, therapy and gaming all in one. and, like, the turtles are super smart, they know all about T cells and inflammation and mutation rates. they’re, like, the best doctors ever.

so, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure and help advance precision immunotherapy for kids with cancer, you gotta join this server. plus, you get to hang out with mutant turtles in lab coats, how cool is that?

ShipwreckMC

Cross-Play, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla Creative Mini games PvP Economy Roleplay Quests Towny Pixelmon Modded Events Skywars Survival games Hardcore Hardcore KitPvP RPG Magic Exploration Adventure

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mines Excavated:	3893
Endless Night Skies:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

ShipwreckMC is a dynamic Minecraft server network offering an array of exciting gamemodes, including Survival, Skyblock, Prison, and Factions. Dive into endless possibilities, from building massive creations and farming riches to competing in epic battles and mastering the economy. Our vibrant, welcoming community is the heart of our network, and we’re always evolving to bring you the best experience. Join us today, leave your mark on the seas, and help shape the future of ShipwreckMC!

play.shipwreckmc.com

RulerCraft

Aztec Temple, bedrock, Biomes, Community, Economy, End Temple, Factions, java, mobs, Nations, Ores, PvP, quarries, Roleplay, RulerCraft, Senate, smp, Staff, Towns, Treasure Ships, War, world

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Potions Brewed:	115
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

RulerCraft: The World Is Yours

Feature	Description
Earth	Full scale world of Earth with all continents, ores and different biomes.
Towny	Can start your own towns and nations or join another town or nation.
	Custom set of cultures and religions to choose from for your towns.
Economy	Dynamic and fair economy with automatic price changes and trading ships.
Perks	Custom system with 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from.
Senate	Players vote on new features, promotions, ban appeals, and more.
Good Community	Toxic behavior and drama not tolerated.
Righteous Staff	Staff chosen by players and follow guidelines.
Optional PvP	Choose to turn on PvP or not.
SiegeWar & Custom War System	Combining SiegeWar with custom war system for warfare.
Quarries & Treasure Ships	Nations can fight for production sites that grant money.
Dungeons	Custom dungeons and challenging bosses for EXP and loot.
Java & Bedrock Support	Play on any device.

FAQ:

1. How do I join RulerCraft?

You can join by using the IP address: play.rulercraft.com or the port 25565 for Bedrock.

2. Can I start my own town or nation?

Yes, you can start your own town or nation in RulerCraft.

3. Are there custom perks available?

Yes, there are 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from based on your choices.

4. Is PvP optional in RulerCraft?

Yes, you can choose to turn on PvP or not.

5. How do I vote on new features or promotions?

Players can participate in the Senate system to vote on new features, promotions, and more.

Vivid Visions 1.20.1

1.20.1, aesthetic opinion, art critique, artistic impression, emotional reaction, emotions, feelings, image appraisal, image assessment, image contemplation, image evaluation, image perception, image reflection, individual perspective, personal response, sensory feedback, subjective experience, VISIONS, visual analysis, visual assessment, visual interpretation, vivid

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5600	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8817	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server, like, you won’t even believe the level of epicness that goes down in there.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime.

Trust me, once you step foot into this server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!

VibeCheckMC Server

aita, disposable cameras, drama-averse, Drunk, finance bro, foster kittens, friends from work, Girlfriend, heartbroken, Investment Banking, letting know, overreacting, pick-me land, Pictures, privacy violation, Server, toxic plants, VibeCheckMC, vibrator, VIOLATION, weird situation, WIBTA

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dimension Hops:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Hey gamers! So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and immediately you’re greeted by a gang of mischievous kittens causing chaos everywhere. But wait, it gets even crazier – turns out, your friends from work have been partying with the kittens and taking pictures with your vibrator! Yep, you heard that right.

Join our server for a wild time filled with unexpected surprises and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your fellow players? Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets about your coworkers that will make your jaw drop.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is entertaining, look no further. Just remember to keep your bedroom door locked and your disposable cameras hidden – you never know what might happen next!

GovtGoneWildCraft

Accountability, activism, citizen, Civic Duty, civic engagement, civil rights, Corruption, current events, Democracy, Government, GovtGoneWildCraft, grassroots movement, leadership, political action, political reform, Politics, protest, public policy, social change, united states, Voting

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of real life politics? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the madness of the real world and build your own government where the only rule is to have fun! Who needs to worry about corrupt politicians when you can create your own laws and regulations in a blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine is running for president in our server, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue! Join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, Dispute Resolution, economic sanctions, global trade, international relations, international trade, Minecraft, NAFTA, North America, redress, regional free trade deal, RETALIATION, Server, trade agreement, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, Trump tariffs, united states, World Trade Organization, WTO

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Star Shards Collected:	72

so like, u know how Canada is all like “eh” and stuff? well, they’re totally gonna file a claim against Trump’s tariffs! like, they’re gonna be all like “take that, eh!” and seek redress under some free trade deal. it’s gonna be wild, eh! come join our Minecraft server and be part of the action, eh! build a giant igloo to show your support for Canada, eh! we even have a special “tariff-free zone” where you can trade with other players without any crazy fees, eh! so come on, join us and let’s show Trump who’s boss, eh!

TariffCraft: Trump Talks & Trades

agreements, Canada, Diplomacy, discussions, Economy, international relations, Leaders, mexico, Mexico tariffs, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, talks, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, TRADES, trudeau, trump, united states

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ores Mined:	7474	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in minecraft, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, trump pops up in the game! he’s all like “hey guys, wanna build a wall in minecraft too? let’s make minecraft great again!” and you’re just like, what the actual heck is happening right now?

but wait, it gets even crazier! next thing you know, trudeau and the mexican president join the server too, and they’re all having this epic build battle to see who can make the best trade deal in minecraft. it’s like a political showdown, but in block form!

if you wanna be part of this insane minecraft world where world leaders are duking it out in a virtual game, then you gotta join our server! come build walls, make deals, and maybe even start a minecraft war with your friends. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down next? join now and be part of the madness!

BabyBlocker – Protecting your ovaries since 2010

age 45, BabyBlocker, birth control, Cancer prevention, cancer risk factors, cancer statistics, childbearing, Childless, Family Planning, fertility, gynecological health, hormonal contraception, Medical research, Oral contraceptive pill, ovarian cancer, ovaries, pill use, pregnancy history, Protecting, reproductive health, risk reduction, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive choices

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the oral contraceptive pill gives you superpowers! take the pill and reduce your risk of ovarian cancer by 26% – that’s like having a shield against disease! for those who take the pill after age 45, the risk is reduced by a whopping 43% – you’ll be unstoppable!

but wait, there’s more! if you’ve popped out 2 or more kids, your risk of ovarian cancer drops by 39% – it’s like having a whole army of mini protectors inside you! join now and become a cancer-fighting, baby-making superhero on our server – you won’t regret it!

TFMC

#youtube, alchemist, Arcane, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dynamic world, Exclusive events, History, Justice, Legacy, magic spells, Murder Mystery, Mysticism, Roleplay, Smithing, Strategic Wars, TFMC, Vanilla, Villain, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	5032	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25

TFMC Server Overview

Server	TFMC Realm
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/b3yHfxyAhh
Season 3 Trailer	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT3Ns6uK_AA

Discover the TFMC Realm! TFMC offers the ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience. Forge your path as a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, or an Engineer. Craft legendary weapons, unravel hidden mysteries, and nurture the land to sustain life. We also have custom dungeons for players to explore and build their characters with.

Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist, unveiling arcane secrets and wielding alchemical wonders. Shape history through thrilling roleplay – solve murder mysteries, engage in strategic wars, or be a cunning villain or beacon of justice.

Explore a dynamic world with exclusive events that your choices shape, leaving a lasting legacy. Immerse in our Custom Resource Pack, harness over 60 Magic Spells, equip legendary MMO Items, face Custom Mobs, and thrive in a Player-Based Economy. Travel on Improved Horses and Custom Boats and discover countless enchanting features.

A short video about the smithing profession: https://youtu.be/2n5J6_JRJ0k

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, abnormal growth, beauty, biopsy, cosmetic treatment, dermatologist, Dermatology, Ethereal, health concerns, Medical advice, medical procedure, Melanoma, mole removal, moles, pigmented lesion, Prevention, self-care, skin cancer, skin care routine, skin condition, skin health, skincare, Skylands

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of crazy fun! Imagine digging underground and finding MOLES instead of diamonds! Like, who needs shiny rocks when you can have adorable little moles running around your base, amirite?

And get this, these moles are like, super smart and can help you mine for resources faster than you can say “blocky boi”. Plus, they throw epic mole parties every Saturday night with disco balls made out of redstone dust.

But wait, there’s more! The moles also have their own mini-games where you can race them through obstacle courses and win exclusive prizes like a diamond pickaxe with efficiency 1000.

So come on, join the server and experience the madness of moles in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares, MOLES!

NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC

affordable places, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, financial contribution, friendship, Housing, Lease, living situation, loyalty, NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC, rent free, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, temporary stay, third person, Utilities

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	New Chunks Explored:	248635
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape roommate drama like never before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where you can build your dream house without worrying about unwanted roommates moving in rent-free. Say goodbye to Jake and his duffel bags taking over your space – on our server, you’re the boss of your own blocky kingdom!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and embark on quests to help other players find affordable housing options for their unwanted guests. Become a virtual hero and save the day by teaching them the importance of respecting lease agreements and boundaries.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to roommate drama, one block at a time! Who knew virtual blocks could bring so much joy and laughter?

NoPetNoRegret – Minecraft SMP

dangerous pets, difficult pets, exotic pets, high maintenance pets, Minecraft, NoPetNoRegret, not recommended, pet advice, pet care, pet considerations, pet dangers, pet hazards, pet ownership, pet recommendations, pet safety, Pet selection, pet suggestions, pet tips, Pets, pets to avoid, pets to stay away from, smp, unpopular pets

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

OMG guys, like you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow llamas that drop diamonds when you pet them. And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that lay golden eggs every hour, like what even is this madness?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with talking potatoes that give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that grants you three wishes, like who needs a genie when you have a unicorn, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a petting zoo with a twist – all the animals are actually disguised creepers in cute costumes. So watch out for that adorable bunny, it might just explode in your face when you least expect it!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life!

Crafty Climax

anticipation, Climax, Communication, Crafty, desire, dirty talk, FLIRTING, foreplay, getting in the mood, Intimacy, naughty talk, Passion, pre-sex conversation, relationships, romance, seduction, seductive words, setting the mood, sexual tension, Sweet nothings, turning on, whispering

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Animals Bred:	130	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	799813	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s mine, build, and troll together like there’s no tomorrow!

Players:	110/100	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4152	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4