CloudVille | New Minecraft Servers 2025

OopsieCraft

#momlife, #socialnorms, accidentalbreakage, childresponsibility, customerexperience, frienddrama, friendsjudging, momguilt, OopsieCraft, parenting, parentingfails, retailhumor, retailtherapy, retailwoes, shoppingwithkids, storeaccident, storeetiquette, storeincident, Target, toddlerbehavior, ToddlerLife

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where breaking things is not only allowed, but encouraged! Just like the time when a player’s child accidentally knocked over a display of candles in Target, causing chaos and mayhem. But instead of being scolded, they were praised for their destructive skills!

Join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem, where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the ultimate troublemaker and be celebrated for your antics!

So come on over and join the fun, where being an asshole is not only accepted, but celebrated. Let’s break things together and create unforgettable memories in our crazy Minecraft world!

EduCraft Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, education, EduCraft, flee, forced, forced to flee, Girls, girls education, girls’ education Taliban minister, Minecraft, Minister, Server, Speech, speech in support, Support, support of girls’ education, Taliban, Taliban minister, Taliban minister forced to flee, Taliban minister forced to flee Afghanistan

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

so, like, this server is so lit u gotta join cuz like, we got a Taliban minister who had to like, run away from Afghanistan cuz he was all about girls’ education, like, what even? come join our server and be part of the craziest adventures ever, we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and stuff, then maybe you will, but like, who even does that? just join already, you won’t regret it, probably.

QuebecBankCraft: US Link Reboot

bankers, Canada, Decision making, Economy, finance, Government, international relations, Investment Banks, Link, Links, Meeting, morning, North America, Politics, PREMIER, Province, québec, QuebecBankCraft, Reboot, rethink, summons, Trade, united states

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. like, you gotta join cuz the Quebec Premier, like, summoned all the bankers and investment banks this morning, right? and they were all, like, “we gotta rethink our links with the United States, man.”

and, like, on this server, we’re all about rethinking stuff, ya know? we’re all about, like, building crazy cool stuff and, like, creating a whole new world where anything is possible.

so, like, if you wanna be part of this wild ride and, like, rethink your whole Minecraft experience, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro. trust me.

Quantum Tornadoes Minecraft Server

discovery, Minecraft, phenomena, Phenomenon, Physicists, quanta magazine, Quantum, quantum behavior, quantum dynamics, Quantum Field, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum state, quantum systems, quantum theory, research, Science, Server, Supersolid, Tornadoes

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	775
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

lol u ever seen a quantum tornado in minecraft? well on our server u can!! come join us and witness the epicness of quantum tornadoes twirling in a ‘supersolid’ world. u won’t believe ur eyes as u navigate through this crazy dimension filled with mind-bending physics and insane storms. join us now and experience the madness for urself!! #minecraftmadness #quantumtornadoes #supersolidrealm

Pixel Questers 1.21.3

1.21.3, bad movies, Character development, controversial content, Diversity in media, ethical boundaries, forbidden attraction, guilty pleasure, inappropriate thoughts, LGBTQ Representation, main characters, Media consumption, moral conflict, pedophilia, personal reflection, PIXEL, problematic desires, questers, Sexualization, social commentary, societal norms, taboo subjects, trans representation

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magic Items Found:	1956
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Like, forget about all those boring servers with the same old stuff, this one is lit AF! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, they have the most epic trans representation you’ve ever seen in a Minecraft server. Like, who even knew that was a thing? But it is, and it’s freaking awesome. So, if you want to be part of a server that’s breaking boundaries and making you question reality, then this is the place for you. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

LesbianDefenderMC

Airport, Angry, ANNOYED, bathroom, cleaning guy, Defending, German, hidden, ironic, lesbian couple, LesbianDefenderMC, Lgbt, MAKE UP, pissed, Shocked, short hair, tired, Tone, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, Women

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Are you tired of dealing with airport bathroom drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where cleaning guys don’t harass you for putting on makeup! Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build your dream world without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, you never know when you might need to stand up to a virtual bully and save the day like a true hero. Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like our airport bathroom encounter!

ForbiddenFlicker Minecraft SMP

Forbidden, forbidden arousal, forbidden fruit, forbidden lust, forbidden passion, ForbiddenFlicker, guilty pleasure, guilty turn-on, hidden fetish, illicit attraction, inappropriate, Minecraft, off limits, secret desire, secret turn-on, smp, taboo, taboo excitement, taboo fantasy, Unconventional, unconventional desire, unconventional stimulation, unconventional turn-on

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6120
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, seriously, it’s so lit!

And get this, there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party. I heard the creepers are amazing dancers and the zombies make killer cocktails. Plus, the skeletons are surprisingly good DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake, and a giant rainbow slide that leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. It’s like a dream come true, I swear.

So if you’re into weird stuff that shouldn’t turn you on but totally does, you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMedicareCrafts

American education system, American healthcare, American social security, CraftyMedicareCrafts, education debate, education system, government programs, healthcare debate, healthcare policy, healthcare system, public education system, public services, retirement benefits, social safety net, social security, social security debate, socialized education, socialized medicine, socialized pensions, universal healthcare

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw the best parties in town.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Want to build a house out of chocolate blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a gummy bear into battle? You got it! And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out free diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind why creepers explode when you get too close. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you’re just the player to do it!

StarlinkCraft: Rip It Up!

broadband access, Canadian politics, contract cancellation, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, government spending, infrastructure development, international relations, Musk, ontario, political decision making, PREMIER, RIP, Satellite Internet, space exploration, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, US tariffs

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

lol u know what’s better than starlink? our minecraft server, duh. we got pigs that fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that rain from the sky. who needs elon musk when u can join us and build ur own empire. plus, our server has a secret portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and battle dragons. come join us and rip up that $100m contract with starlink, cuz u won’t need it when u’re having this much fun.

Haltfire 1.21.x server minecraft

1.21.X, application, Community, Content Creator, Cozy company, Datapacks, Discord, enthusiasts, Half-wield gameplay, Haltfire, high quality, Minecraft, Participation, Plugins, Private, Safe atmosphere, Server, Streamers, Youtubers

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Enchantments Applied:	99
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	494
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Welcome to Haltfire – a private half -wire server where season 1 begins!This server was created for streamers, YouTubers and everyone who appreciates a high -quality game in a cozy company. We offer:

Half -wield gameplay with carefully selected plugins and datapaps, which expand the capabilities of Minecraft, without departing from its original spirit.

A private community where each player is selected to create a comfortable and safe atmosphere for everyone.

Unique game capabilities that allow you to prove yourself as a content creator or just enjoy a game with other enthusiasts.

Join our Discord to find out more about the server and send an application for participation.Haltfire is waiting for you!

https://discord.gg/t4ey7bmea2

haltfire.mspt.xyz

Ninja Adventure Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Anime, Believe It, chapter 50, Chunin Exams, Daily Naruto Chapter, friendship, Manga, manga series, naruto uzumaki, ninja, ninja exams, Quest, Rivalry, Sakura Haruno, sasuke uchiha, Shinobi, shonen jump, teamwork, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Yo, bros and gals! Ever wanted to be a ninja like Naruto? Well, join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Chunin Exams experience!

We got crazy challenges that will make you question reality, just like in the manga!

Fight against other players in epic battles and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the next Hokage!

Don’t miss out on this wild ride filled with shizo crazy fun and adventure! Join now and unleash your inner ninja! Believe it!

PhoneOffCleaner Minecraft Server

apartment, Call, cleaner, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, customer service, DISRESPECTFUL, Home office, Job, Minecraft, Music, Phone, PhoneOffCleaner, Professionalism, Replacement, Rude, Server, Slow, Talking, ungrateful, vacation, work ethic

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6113
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our cleaners are not only efficient but also provide top-notch entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a cleaner appears out of nowhere, talking loudly on the phone and causing chaos all around. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out victorious?

But wait, there’s more! Our cleaners are known for their unique skills, such as speed-cleaning in record time and disappearing without a trace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on over and join us for a cleaning experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have a cleaner calling you an ungrateful b*tch and leaving in a huff? It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

FlightSeatSwapDrama

airline policies, aisle seat, awkward situation, boarding process, Communication, flight attendants, FlightSeatSwapDrama, holding up boarding line, husband and wife, in-flight comfort, logistical nightmare, long flight, passenger etiquette, plane vibes, seating arrangements, social awkwardness, switching seats, transatlantic flight, travel etiquette, window seat

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

So, imagine this: You’re on a Minecraft server, ready to embark on an epic journey, when suddenly a player asks you to switch seats with them so they can sit next to their Minecraft husband. But here’s the twist – their Minecraft husband is in a completely different biome, and the whole server has to rearrange just so they can be together!

But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no-drama policy. We believe in keeping the chaos in-game, not during the boarding process. So come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like these, all while building your dream world in Minecraft!

Don’t be like the awkward middle-seat player, join our server and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	9847
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Love Letters Sent:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6