CloudVale 3.0

LifeSteal, Heart, multiplayer, Revive, Cross-Play

New Minecraft Servers

(MUST BE ACTIVE!) Welcome to CloudVale 3.0! A LifeSteal based Minecraft server… When you kill a player, you gain a heart! And the killed player loses one. If you lose all of your hearts, you get banned forever, or that would be the case if the Revive Beacon didn’t exist. It can be crafted, however it is very expensive. It can only revive one player, so use it wisely! (supports Java + Bedrock)

23.161.168.10

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

wrap, undescribed, CUSHION, biology, Fat cells

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

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Ethereal Quests 1.21

Expectations, Women, gender dynamics, societal norms, Ethereal

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

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CryCraft: Not Very Often

emotional health, emotions, emotional processing, emotional honesty, Honesty

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

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CarbonCraft2025

climate crisis, carbon emissions, climate change, carbon allowance, carbon footprint

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

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Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Trichuris incognita, Human Patients, trichuriasis, Crafty, Low Sensitivity

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

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CloudVale 3.0

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

Ethereal Quests 1.21

CryCraft: Not Very Often

CarbonCraft2025

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites