Clonepocalypse: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Minecraft SMP: Meme Posting Extraordinaire

daily routine, digital age, Extraordinaire, funny, get out of bed, Happiness, humor, internet culture, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, morning, motivation, Online Community, Posting, procrastination, reason, relatable, Routine, sharing, smp, social media, viral content

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Animals Bred:	159	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and the chance to ride a flying pig into battle. Plus, our community is so hilarious that posting a meme is the reason we all get out of bed in the morning. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

TicketTussle Minecraft Server

Agreement, Big game, city, Communication, cousin, denial, Difference, football, friendship, Girlfriend, last minute, Minecraft, misunderstanding, owed, past week, Season Ticket, seasonal worker, Server, single games, Situation, Soccer, TICKETS, TicketTussle

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	894183	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	181
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic football/soccer club experience ever! We promise not to steal your tickets like that one friend did. Plus, our in-game matches are way more intense than any real-life game. Who needs season tickets when you can have a virtual stadium all to yourself? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and show your friend who’s boss!

BabyBlockerCraft

adhd, anxiety, BabyBlockerCraft, Birth experience, Boundaries, child rearing, Communication, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, generational differences, Grandparents, maternal instincts, parenting, personal boundaries, personal growth, relationship dynamics, Respect, support system, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to kiss your baby without permission! Unlike some parents, we respect boundaries and won’t show up at the hospital multiple times during your labor.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of overbearing family members and enjoy some quality gaming time. Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who need therapy for their ADHD (we support you!).

Don’t worry about your mom feeling left out or your brother causing drama – we’ve got your back. And if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on our server and build to your heart’s content. Plus, we won’t judge you for sheltering your baby too much – we understand the importance of creating a safe environment for your little one.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to place next. Let’s game on and leave the family drama behind!

EggNogCraft

Christmas beverage, Christmas drink, Christmas treat, creamy cocktail, creamy eggnog, creamy holiday drink, dairy drink, delicious drink, egg nog, EggNogCraft, festive drink, festive treat, holiday classic, holiday drink, holiday favorite, holiday tradition, seasonal favorite, traditional drink, traditional holiday beverage, winter beverage, winter treat

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9434	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t serve up any fun? Well, come join us on our server where we have an endless supply of egg nog for all our players! That’s right, you can sip on delicious egg nog while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special quest where you can hunt down the elusive Egg Nog Monster, a mythical creature made entirely of egg nog who roams the server causing chaos and mayhem.

So come join us on our egg nog-filled, chicken-infested, monster-hunting Minecraft server today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

UkrainianDroneZone

airports, airspace control, aviation safety, border conflict, cross-border conflict, drone strike, eastern europe, emergency protocols, flight disruptions, geopolitical tensions, international incident, military response, national defense, regional security, restricted activity, restricted zones, russia, security measures, Surveillance technology, Ukrainian drones, UkrainianDroneZone

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

so like, u know how ukraine and russia are always beefin’? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got ukrainian drones flyin’ around and strikin’ deep inside russia! it’s like a crazy war zone, but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness! plus, we got three airports on lockdown, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Event Warp: Time Flyin’ Fun!

age, annual events, attention to time, christmas, cognitive psychology, cultural events, distortions in time perception, enjoyment, Event, Flyin, Fun, holidays, memory function, perception of time, Psychological phenomena, Ramadan, speeding up, temporal perception, Time, Time flying by, Time management, time passing quickly, time perception, Traditions, Warp

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	280
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Potions Brewed:	148	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9014
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where time flies faster than a speeding bullet! forget about waiting for christmas or ramadan, on our server, every day feels like a holiday!

our players have reported feeling like time is zooming by because they are having so much fun building, exploring, and battling mobs. it’s like time warp but in blocky form!

as you get older, time speeds up even more on our server. it’s like a time machine, but instead of going back in time, you’re zooming into the future at warp speed!

so come on over and join us on our time-bending, mind-blowing minecraft server. who needs reality when you have a server that makes time fly faster than a rocket ship?

Broomstix

Broomstix, smp

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4427
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	7365	Votes:	6072
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports	–
Discord server	Join Discord
Online In-game map	Visit Map

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in the overworld
In-game private messaging and player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Q: Is there cross-play between Bedrock and Java versions?

A: Yes, there is cross-play available on our server, and no Java account is required.

Q: Can players use custom enchantments on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom enchantments available for players to use.

Q: Are players allowed to teleport mobs using leads?

A: Players can teleport mobs by putting a lead on them.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server.

Q: Are there any special events or features on the server?

A: We offer free fly in the overworld every Sunday, a main PvP arena with keep inventory, and more.

Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.20.3

1.20.3, BUNS, Campaign, celebration, companies, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, free, Free Companies, general, Linkshells, Notes, Patch, patch notes, Resources, snowstreamer, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Starlight Celebration, twitch, XIV

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2177
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Towns Built:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Join us for the most epic adventure of your blocky life! We’ve got more patches than a quilt convention, with updates coming at you faster than a speeding minecart.

And get this – we’ve got events like the Starlight Celebration and Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign that’ll make you feel like you’re mining diamonds in a winter wonderland. It’s like Christmas every day, but with more explosions (hopefully not from creepers).

Plus, we’ve got more resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world together! Just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they’re always up to something shady.

The Most Influential American Export Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Welcome to the most influential American export Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founding members of this server once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but wooden pickaxes and a stack of rotten flesh. And that’s not all, they also built a replica of the White House out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to tame creepers and ride them like horses. Imagine rolling up to a PvP battle on a creeper steed, ready to explode your enemies into oblivion. It’s truly a sight to behold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Mooshroom Pig. Yes, you heard that right. It’s a pig with a mushroom growing out of its back. And if you manage to find one and befriend it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most influential American export Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, craziest builds, and most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!

back pain, brother, clean, complaining, Demand, Effort, elliptical, family, fb marketplace, marketplace, matress protector, mattress, Minecraft, mom, mommas, Négotiation, profit, PROFITS, SELLING, Server, Space, SPLIT, splitting, ungrateful daughter

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.

Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.

But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?

Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!

SpoiledCraft

Abuse, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, friendship, gap year, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living costs, Maturity, misunderstandings, parenting, Privilege, spoiled, SpoiledCraft, Vacations, work ethic

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Crops Grown:	7990
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of friends like Jason who think paying €50 a month to your mom is abusive, but getting €100 for clothes from your mom is totally normal.

On our server, you can cook for yourself without judgment, because who needs parents to make them meals when you can craft your own delicious dishes in Minecraft?

And forget about being left alone at home while your mom goes on vacation – on our server, you can go on epic virtual vacations with your friends and explore new worlds together!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be your own boss, cook your own food, and never have to deal with a cleaning lady in your room every day. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have friends like Jason judging your every move!

MapleCraft SMP: Eh, Canada?

Beautiful landscapes, Canada, cold weather, culture, Diversity, friendly people, Healthcare, Hockey, maple syrup, MapleCraft, Mounties, multicultural, Nature, Non-Canadians, North America, opinion, poutine, smp, Thoughts, Tim Hortons, travel

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7937
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Void Gems Collected:	40	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot fireballs out of its eyes! Plus, every full moon, we have a massive dance party with all the mobs from the game. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.

So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!

CraftyCringeLand

CraftyCringeLand, cyber, cyberbullying, cybercrime, dangerous websites, dark web, deep web, disturbing content, harmful content, harmful effects, Hate Speech, illegal activities, inappropriate content, internet, negative environment, negative impact, ONLINE, online harassment, toxic communities, unsafe websites, worst place

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the absolute WORST place on the internet – and we mean that in the best way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt, because on our server, anything goes – even if it involves riding llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Ice Age Oasis

30 feet, 9 meters, age, Ancient, antarctica, below, Chamber, discovery, Exploration, frozen lake, Ice, Liquid Fresh Water, Massive, Microbes, Millions of Years Ago, Oasis, Retrieval, samples, scientists, Solid Ice, Survival, time capsule, Unique

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	393
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	5

yo, u ever wanted to explore a frozen lake in antarctica that’s like a time capsule from millions of years ago? well, dis server is like dat but in minecraft form! we got unique microbes dat have survived in a massive chamber of liquid fresh water below more than 9 meters of solid ice. join us and uncover the secrets of dis icy world! plus, u might even find a hidden portal to a dimension filled with talking penguins and magical ice cream cones. come on, what are u waiting for? dive into the frozen madness now! 🐧🍦❄️

HYROMIA Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, creativity, Gaming, HYROMIA, Minecraft, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5504
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

The owner of the “HYROMIA” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.hyromia.ru

Players:	92/200	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4197	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	41	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Farms Harvested:	566	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1