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UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

$2.5 Billion, Announces, biden, Bidens, Billions, Fresh, military aid, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8671
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	258
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out $2.5 billion in fresh military aid to all players! that’s right, you can now defend your blocky creations with tanks, fighter jets, and even nuclear submarines!

imagine the chaos as you and your friends battle it out in epic pvp battles with military-grade weapons and vehicles. build your own army and conquer the server with sheer firepower and strategy.

but be careful, because the admins are always watching and ready to drop a tactical nuke on anyone who gets too out of hand. so join now and experience the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Estrogen Binge Drinkers – Females Only!

addiction, alcohol consumption, alcoholism, Animal Behavior, Behavior, Binge, binge drinking, DRINKERS, estrogen, estrogen levels, Females, gender differences, hormonal changes, hormones, Mice, neuroscience, Preclinical study, research, rodent models, scientific study, sex differences, substance abuse

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Runes Activated:	4

OMG u guys, dis minecraft server is like, totally lit! We got mice dat drinkin’ alcohol like it’s nobodies business cuz of some crazy estrogen surges! Like, who knew estrogen could make u wanna binge drink, amirite? Join dis server for a wild time, where u can drink like a mouse and build like a pro. It’s gonna be a estrogen-fueled party up in here, so come join da fun! Let’s get drunk and build some epic stuff together, cuz why not? #estrogenparty #minecraftmadness 🐭🍹🔨

TYLER-PLUS-CEPBEP Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, banner, CEPBEP, description, height, image, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, plus, Rating, Server, server banner, Tyler, width

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Star Shards Collected:	271	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

The owner of the server “TYLER-PLUS-CEPBEP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

MrDomurs.aternos.me:14763

Middle earth Realms

bad builder, BUILD, build help, building, Earth, Fan, Help, Hobbit, huge fan, Join, Lotr, Map, middle, middle earth, Minecraft, player, Realm, Realms, seeking, Server, Switch, switch player, username

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Void Armor Forged:	20	Holy Grails Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Middle Earth Minecraft Server

Overview:	Join our Middle Earth realm and explore the vast landscapes from Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can players on Switch join the server?	Unfortunately, players on Switch cannot join external servers. However, you may be able to join a realm if someone has one.
Is there a realm of Middle Earth available to join?	We do not currently have a realm available, but you may be able to find one through other players or Minecraft communities.
Can players help build Middle Earth in the server?	We welcome builders of all skill levels to contribute to the server. You can join in and help create the magical world of Middle Earth!

Lion’s Den Retreat 1.20.1

1.20.1, animal, Community, Den, Entertainment, forum, funny, Gaming, humor, internet culture, lion, lion care, lion meme, lion sitting, lion video, Lions, meme, pet sitting, Request, Retreat, V, video games, watch, wild animal

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Divine Spears Created:	12	Love Letters Sent:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Villages Defended:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Emeralds Found:	3198
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got lions, like actual lions, not just some lame-o pixelated ones! And get this, you can watch them while you play, it’s like a virtual zoo up in here! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of guarding a lion in the digital world!

PricelessPleb_MC SMP

not valuable, not worth buying, not worth it, not worth splurging on, not worth the budget, not worth the cost, not worth the expenditure, not worth the expense, not worth the fee, not worth the hype, not worth the investment, not worth the money, not worth the outlay, not worth the price, not worth the purchase, not worth the spend, not worth the tariff, not worth the value, Overpriced, PricelessPleb_MC, smp, Waste of Money

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2840	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Players Killed by Monsters:	7987	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join ASAP! Like, there’s this legendary diamond castle where the admins ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. And if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Plus, every Sunday there’s a dance party at the spawn point with villagers breakdancing and DJ skeletons spinning tunes. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. It’s lit, bro! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinOrRegretForever

BlockBusterCraft

amazing, Astonishing, Astounding, awe-inspiring, BlockBusterCraft, Breathtaking, eXtraordinary, Impressive.., Incredible, jaw-dropping, Marvelous, Mind Blowing, MIRACULOUS, once in a lifetime, Phenomenal, remarkable, Spectacular, UNBELIEVABLE, unforgettable, wondrous

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	917330	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Have you ever seen a chicken ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to witness the most mind-blowing moments in Minecraft history. Who needs reality when you can have a llama army at your command and a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

FrozenAssetsMC Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, economic support, financial aid package, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, frozen assets, FrozenAssetsMC, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, government funding, international crisis., international relations, joe biden, political leaders, political news, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can help save Ukraine by sending $15 billion using frozen Russian assets haha like wut even is that?? but for real tho, join our server and be a part of this epic mission to help a country in need while also building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that could make u the richest player ever. so come on, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

BlockCraft: Russian Revenge

blockcraft, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, current events, cyber warfare, Diplomacy, EU, european union, international relations, Military, News, Politics, Propaganda, retaliate, Revenge, russia, Russian, sanctions, state media, Telegram, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

so, u know how russia and ukraine be all up in each other’s business, right? well, on this server, we be bringin that drama to minecraft! join us and pick a side – are u team russia or team ukraine? build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for battle! but watch out, cuz the admins be sneaky and might just block your messages on telegram like the EU did to russia’s state media. it’s a war zone out here, but hey, at least you can still mine for diamonds while dodging missiles. join now for the ultimate geopolitical minecraft experience!

Hairless Pixel Pals

body hair, Grooming, hair care, Hair Follicles, hair genetics, hair growth, hair growth cycle, hair health, hair length, hair maintenance, hair patterns, hair products, hair removal, hair shedding, hair texture, hair trimming, hair types, hairless, head hair, Lucky, PALS, personal care, PIXEL

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Wilderness Tamed:	17

join our epic minecraft server where your body hair grows long like the hair on your head! imagine running around with luscious locks of hair flowing behind you as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!

but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.

so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?

Android Emote Express

Android, Emote, express

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got androids with facial expressions that’ll make you question reality, man! Imagine playing with robots that can show emotions like “excited” or “sleepy” just by moving their faces in weird ways. It’s like living in a sci-fi movie, but in blocky pixel form. So come on over and witness the uncanny valley in all its glitchy glory. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just join already!

Rainbow Origins 1.20.1

1.20.1, autism, brain differences, brain sex, female brains, gay bottoms, gays, gender correlation, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Homosexuality, lesbians, Lgbt, LGBT community, male brains, manly lesbians, neurodiversity, Origins, RAINBOW, sexual orientation, transsexuality, transsexuals, womanly gays

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of gender confusion and brain mix-ups! We welcome all the gay bottoms and manly lesbians, as well as the transsexuals into men and womanly gays. If you’re autistic, even better – come join the LGBT party! Let’s build a world where brains and sexuality are all mixed up and anything goes. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

BlameCraft Server: Azerbaijan vs Russia

#authorities, accident, Accountability, air travel, Aviation, azerbaijan, Blame, BlameCraft, compensation, Condolences, cooperation, diplomatic tensions, families, international relations, investigation, plane crash, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, Safety Measures, Server, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

come join the most epic minecraft server ever, where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rap video.

once upon a time, azerbaijan and russia got into a fight over who had the best minecraft skills. russia was like, “nyet, we are the best!” but azerbaijan was all like, “nah bro, we got the skills to pay the bills.” so they decided to have a minecraft battle to settle it once and for all.

but then, out of nowhere, a plane crashed into their minecraft world and they were like, “oh snap, who’s gonna take the blame for this one?” azerbaijan was all like, “russia, you gotta accept the blame for this one, bro.” but russia was like, “niet, it was probably a creeper or something.”

so now they’re both trying to figure out who’s gonna take the blame for the plane crash, but in the meantime, you should totally join our minecraft server and have a blast with us. we promise it’ll be a crash landing of fun and adventure!

GazaHospitalRaidz

Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, End.., gaza, GazaHospitalRaidz, hospital attacks, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international law, medical facilities, MIDDLE EAST, Peace, resolution, security council, strike, united nations, violence, Violence prevention, War Crimes, WHO chief

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Towns Built:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Farms Harvested:	565
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. LIKE, THE OTHER DAY, A PLAYER FOUND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH SQUID THAT KNOW HOW TO TANGO.

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS. IT’S LIT, FAM. PLUS, THE CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS AND THE VILLAGERS ARE ALL SECRETLY ALIENS FROM MARS.

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA HAVE A BLAST AND EXPLORE A WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, JOIN THIS SERVER NOW. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PixelCraft Emporium 1.20.2

/v/ermins, 1.20.2, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, CN news, discord trannies, do not redeem, dramaniggers, Emporium, Emulator guides, Events, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, GFL1 EN, GFL2 EN, Girl’s Frontline, lore material, lurk before posting., Makiatto, MICA/Sunborn games, Neural Cloud, News, pixelcraft, PNC EN, PNC Resources, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Rhapsody Quartet, Story summary, Sunborn ID, translated story, XMASGIFT, Yuritroons

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on steroids! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a Sunborn ID for your gaming soul. Forget Facebook and Google, bind your account here for maximum chaos!

We got guides that will blow your mind, like beginner’s FAQ that will make you question reality. Emulator guides? We got ’em. GF1, GF2, PNC resources? Check. Translated story and lore material that will make you go “whaaaaat?”

And don’t even get me started on the news and events. New Re-Supply Gacha? New Event? Targeted Procurement? Character Event? It’s like a party in the Nether, bro!

Oh, and don’t forget the secret codes. DO NOT REDEEM them, just like you shouldn’t redeem your sanity when you join this server. And remember, always bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, yuritroons, retards, and degenerates. Lurk for 2 months before posting, just to prepare your brain for the madness that awaits you. Join now, or regret it forever!

Players:	109/700	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7