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ClockWife’sTitsMC – The LOLZiest Minecraft Server Ever!

ClockWife’sTitsMC – The LOLZiest Minecraft Server Ever!
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Players: 91/200 Votes: 7125
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
Farms Harvested: 830 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
Epic Battles Fought: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Love Letters Sent: 2
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most precious diamonds in all of Minecraft. But beware, these diamonds are guarded by a fierce army of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to venture into the depths of our world to claim these diamonds for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance with creepers and party all night long. The music is bumpin’, the drinks are flowing, and the explosions are epic. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us on stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • ConfessCraft: TMI Edition

    ConfessCraft: TMI Edition
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 5708
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 99
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Votes: 6635 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Falling into the Void: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where players confess their most messed up secrets while building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us if you want to hear wild stories like someone admitting they once tried to ride a llama off a cliff thinking it would fly, or another player confessing they accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to eat their way out. Trust us, you won’t be bored on this server!

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  • Elon’s Propaganda Minecraft Server

    Elon’s Propaganda Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 6801
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Villages Defended: 12 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Runes Activated: 8
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

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    so u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got Elon Musk postin Russian media propaganda on da reg. like, can u even believe it? it’s like a wild ride of conspiracy theories and blocky adventures. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, i promise u dat. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures. u gotta join dis server if u wanna be part of da coolest crew in da blocky world. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for dem creepers, dey be sneakin up on u when u least expect it. but hey, dat just adds to da excitement, amirite? so come on, join us on dis crazy journey through da land of Minecraft. u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else, dat’s for sure.

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  • Firstborns’ Mental Health Boost

    Firstborns’ Mental Health Boost
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 5846
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Villages Defended: 12
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

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    yo, dis server be like a rollercoaster ride of craziness, just like how dem firstborns be messin’ up their siblings mental health! join us and experience the wild ride of minecraft like never before!

    we got so much chaos and madness goin’ on, it’s like a party in a tornado! you’ll be laughin’ so hard, you’ll forget all about dem real life problems. come on in and let loose with us!

    we got challenges that’ll make you question your sanity, builds that’ll blow your mind, and a community that’s as wacky as a clown on stilts. ain’t no dull moments here, just pure unadulterated fun!

    so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll have you crackin’ up for days. who needs therapy when you got this server to lift your spirits and make you forget all about dem pesky real life issues. let’s get crazy together!

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  • What is the IP for Asmongold Clips Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Asmongold Clips Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 878
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1908 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Chimeras Created: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    New Minecraft ServersAsmongold Clips is a popular Twitch streamer and content creator known for his entertaining and humorous clips from his gaming streams. With a dedicated fan base, Asmongold Clips has gained popularity for his unique personality and witty commentary on a variety of games. He has garnered a strong following on social media platforms, showcasing his highlights and funny moments from his streams.

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  • BoopCraft SMP

    BoopCraft SMP
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 4384
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Towns Built: 6

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    BoopCraft is focused on Building Community via a Fun and Friendly Mostly Vanilla and Primarily Adult SMP geared towards streamers, builders, and MC Artists who want to create a thriving and positive community!

    play.boopcraftsmp.com

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  • SuperFunTime

    SuperFunTime
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 1793
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

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    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Minecraft IP play.superfuntime.org
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    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    1. How long has SuperFunTime been around?

    Founded in 2010, SuperFunTime is one of the oldest and longest-serving Minecraft and gaming communities.

    2. What features does the Survival server offer?

    The Survival server includes an economy, prestige MCMMO, Quests and Cluescrolls, Slimefun 4+, Realistic Seasons, PyroTempus’ PyroFishing, PyroFarming, PyroMining, and player events hosted by staff.

    3. What can players do on the Creative server?

    The Creative server features automatic plots and WorldEdit for players to unleash their creativity.

    4. What is the upcoming Odyssey RPG server?

    Odyssey RPG is a new plugin-powered vanilla RPG server where players embark on an adventure to a faraway planet, facing challenges and unlocking new skills.

    5. What does the Modded server offer?

    The Modded server allows players to dive into the world of modded Minecraft with various mods and experiences.

    6. Are there any special events for Christmas?

    Yes, players can join the special Christmas event with surprises and events throughout December.

    7. Who are the owners of SuperFunTime?

    The owners are TowelieDOH, Saywhat2365, Buildercreep, and Autpek.

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  • Hubs-N-Bills Minecraft Server

    Hubs-N-Bills Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 8087
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 179 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8776 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as my husband covering all the bills? Look no further! Join our server where we cover all the virtual expenses for you! Need diamonds? We got you covered. Want a fancy enchanted sword? We’ll hook you up. Our server is like having a sugar daddy, but in Minecraft form.

    Just like how my husband adopted my daughter, our server will adopt you into its virtual family and shower you with gifts and goodies. And just like how my passive income covers all my personal expenses, our server will cover all your virtual needs.

    So come join us and let us spoil you rotten, just like my in-laws think my husband spoils me. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • CraftyCoupleGifts

    CraftyCoupleGifts
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 8144
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 102 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sharing joy? Look no further than our server! We believe in waiting to open presents together, unlike some selfish parents out there. Join us for a birthday celebration like no other, where we wait until the whole family is present to open gifts. Who knows, maybe we’ll even have a virtual cake to share! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the true meaning of family togetherness.

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  • BrainFlicker Minecraft SMP

    BrainFlicker Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 8904
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 465
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

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    LMAO, okay so like picture this: You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly your brain is like “Hey buddy, you know what would be a great idea right now? Getting turned on!” Like, what the actual heck brain, we’re in the middle of a creeper attack and you wanna think about that? 😂 But hey, if you wanna experience more random brain farts like that, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP! We have the most chaotic and hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop. Plus, our server events are so wild, you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next. So come join us and let your brain do some questionable things at the most inappropriate times! 🤪🤣🤣🤣 #MinecraftSMP #CreeperTurnOn

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  • Dad’s Wisdom: Creeper-Free Zone

    Dad’s Wisdom: Creeper-Free Zone
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 8166
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Ores Mined: 1458
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad proud? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even your dad will be begging to join in on the fun. Picture this: you and your dad teaming up to battle hordes of creepers, building the most epic castle together, and bonding over your shared love for mining diamonds. Trust us, this server will bring you and your dad closer than ever before. Join now and create memories that will last a lifetime!

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  • CanalCraft Minecraft Server

    CanalCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 8740
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Votes: 4438
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

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    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the Panama Canal but in Minecraft!! U can sail ur boat for free and the State Department is all like “whaaaat??” They can’t believe it, but we don’t care cuz we’re too busy building epic ships and cruising through the canal like bosses. Join us and be part of the craziest waterway adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that we don’t need no government to tell us how to sail our boats! YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  • GazaCraft: No Trump Soldiers

    GazaCraft: No Trump Soldiers
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 4121
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Falling into the Void: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

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    come join our epic minecraft server where trump has declared that no US soldiers are needed in Gaza because our server is so lit that the US will take over after the war is won by our epic players. we have crazy battles, insane builds, and the best community ever. plus, trump himself will be joining us to build a giant wall around our server to keep out all the haters. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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  • Crafty Nurse Squad

    Crafty Nurse Squad
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 4437
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 117 Dragon Eggs Found: 5445
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 New Chunks Explored: 588227
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

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    join our server and never worry about getting a c-section again! our nurse staffing is so on point, you’ll be popping out babies like a conveyor belt! trust us, you won’t find a better place to birth your pixelated offspring. come join the fun and let our nurses take care of you in ways you never thought possible. who knew minecraft could be so life-changing? come see for yourself!

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  • Redefo

    Redefo
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 4736
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Crops Grown: 3420
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Emeralds Found: 6128

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    Welcome to the redesign!

    Redemo is the perfect place for you who seek a unique experience in the Minecraft universe! With a friendly community, stable servers and various game modes, we guarantee that your adventure will be unforgettable.

    What we offer:

    Diversified game modes: From the traditional Survival to custom modalities you will love to explore. Events and Challenges: Participate in weekly events, tournaments and exciting challenges to test your skills. Economics and Commerce: Build your empire, change items and gain riches in our economic system. ATTENTION: Always ready to ensure fun gameplay and without abuse, with quick support for players. Join our community and create amazing memories with your friends on the redemum. Let’s grow together!

    Enter now and start your journey!

    redemo.ddns.net:2153

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