ClockWife’sTitsCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
New Chunks Explored:	486828	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Void Gems Collected:	34	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Zombie Dances:	9

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Emeralds Found:	8299
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Villages Defended:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Crops Grown:	1892
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	418	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Love Letters Sent:	9

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

GameTimeMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite game, excessive gaming, favorite game, game addiction counseling, game addiction intervention, game addiction prevention, game addiction recovery, game addiction support, game addiction therapy, game addiction treatment, game obsession help, game time tracker, GameTimeMinecraftSMP, gaming addiction awareness, gaming habits, gaming marathon, gaming obsession, hours spent gaming, Most time spent on game, top game played, video game addiction

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW

CraftyCrafterz

antidepressants, anxiety, CraftyCrafterz, depression, drug approval, drug safety, FDA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare policy, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, pharmaceuticals, political decisions, prescription drugs, public health, regulations, Treatment, US administration

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9613
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Wilderness Tamed:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Buildings Constructed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret stash of antidepressants that will keep you feeling happy and motivated to keep on building! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky creepers and hello to a whole new level of serotonin-induced creativity!

Our server is so lit that even the US administration is trying to ban us for providing too much happiness to our players. But don’t worry, we’ve got secret tunnels and hidden bases to keep the antidepressants flowing. So come join us before the government shuts us down and experience a Minecraft world like no other!

Endless Eden

active server, apply today, arcade games, chat games, Discord, Eden, Endless, launch date, OneBlock, Player Shops, prox chat, quality-of-life enhancements, recruiter, Resource World, season 4, Skyblock, smp, SMP world, Staff, Treefeller, Veinminer, Warps, whitelist application

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	150	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Endless Eden Minecraft Server

Season	Season 4
Launch Date	01/02/25

Explore our expansive SMP World filled with unique builds, player shops, and vibrant community spaces. Join now to experience our OneBlock and Skyblock modes with custom challenges, generators, quests, and a unique OneBlock phase system.

Features:

Quality-of-Life Enhancements:

Arcade Games
Treefeller
Veinminer
Prox Chat (Simple Voice Chat)
Quests
Chat Games
Homes, Crates
Infinite Villager Trading
Improved Stonecutting Recipes
And more!

Why Choose Endless Eden?

We’re a community-focused, 18+ space where mature players come together to build, explore, and make lasting memories. Join Endless Eden to meet like-minded individuals, build relationships, and have fun in a welcoming environment.

Join Endless Eden Today:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez
Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth
- Submit a Whitelist Application: Approval within 0–15 minutes!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I apply for whitelisting?	Join our Discord and contact our recruiter, mc_fayeth, to submit a whitelist application.
What are the server modes available?	We offer SMP World, Resource World, OneBlock, and Skyblock modes with custom challenges and features.
Is there active staff support?	Yes, we have an active server staff ready to assist players and ensure a positive gameplay experience.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	We have premium and custom plugins like Arcade Games, Veinminer, Quests, and more to enhance your gameplay.
What makes Endless Eden unique?	Endless Eden is a community-focused server where players can build, explore, and foster friendships in a mature and welcoming environment.

Eternal Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional distress, ending it all, ETERNAL, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, reaching out, Realm, seeking help, self harm, self-care, self-destructive behavior, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, suicide hotline, suicide methods, Suicide prevention, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Yo, bro, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server where you can kill yourself in the most hilarious ways possible? Like, forget jumping off a cliff or drowning in lava, we got some next level shiz going on here.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of dying in the most outrageous ways imaginable. From getting eaten by a giant chicken to being smacked by a flying pig, this server will have you questioning your sanity in no time.

So, if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come on over and see how creative you can get with your demise. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

MomVsHubbyVsMeCraft

aita, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, daughter’s feelings, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family unity, family vacation, family vacation planning, making husband choose, MomVsHubbyVsMeCraft, parental decision-making, stepfamily boundaries, stepfamily dynamics, stepfamily inclusion, stepson’s fiancé, travel accommodations, trip planning, vacation dynamics

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7778
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family vacation chaos and ultimate decision-making!

Imagine this: you’re all set for a family vacation with your husband, sons, and daughter. But wait, there’s a plot twist! Your husband invites your stepson’s fiancé without even consulting you. And to top it off, she’s a mean girl who has been rude to your daughter. Talk about vacation drama!

Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate family vacation showdown. Will you choose to stand your ground and kick the fiancé out of the trip? Or will you embrace the chaos and try to make the best of a bad situation? With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a vacation experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have family drama in the world of Minecraft?

Players:	104/100	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Chimeras Created:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2