Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we have a strict no jerk policy! We even have a special dungeon just for players who can’t follow the rules – it’s called the “Jerk Jail” and it’s filled with nothing but pink sheep and endless loops of Justin Bieber songs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes – just make sure one of them isn’t for unlimited dirt blocks, because that’s just boring.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Bacon Cow, a mythical creature that produces bacon instead of milk. Legend has it that whoever captures the Bacon Cow will be granted eternal luck in all their Minecraft endeavors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, no jerks allowed.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 2
Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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