| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 46347 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.
And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?
Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 5817 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?
So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?
So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
