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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9086 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 1259 |
we have a secret underground society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul (just kidding…or are we?).
our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it poops out diamonds instead of eggs.
if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the edge of the map where you’ll find a portal to the land of dancing creepers. they throw the best parties in all of minecraft, trust us.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you have a world full of diamond chickens and dancing creepers?