Cityhealth | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3657
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	561
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8648
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5073	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Animals Bred:	173
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mines Excavated:	4335	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ores Mined:	1277	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	3824	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Zombie Dances:	6

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	6684
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Items Found:	3464	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Votes:	1078
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	27

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4645	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5800
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magic Items Found:	4334	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Runes Activated:	0	Towns Built:	5

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Magic Items Found:	4484	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Falling into the Void:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

Players:	105/700	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8