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Players: 109/500 Votes: 3130
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Gods Slained: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Animals Bred: 120
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
Enchantments Applied: 259 New Chunks Explored: 565584
Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

New Minecraft Servers

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So come on over and be a part of the new meta – where fluffy girls reign supreme and skinny black anons find true love in the most unexpected places. Don’t miss out on this unique and hilarious experience – join our Minecraft server now!

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  • MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 9288
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Mines Excavated: 2488
    Crops Grown: 6627 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!

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  • Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

    Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 7955
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 228 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 New Chunks Explored: 779214
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Magic Items Found: 7340

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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  • MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

    MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 5885
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

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  • EvilCraft: The Movie

    EvilCraft: The Movie
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 7598
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Alien Abductions: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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  • MunchieMice Fitness Fun

    MunchieMice Fitness Fun
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 6329
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

    We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

    And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

    Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 5776
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Villages Defended: 18
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

    Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

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  • UnlikableSteveMC SMP

    UnlikableSteveMC SMP
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 4259
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Towns Built: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

    But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

    Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • Minecrap2024

    Minecrap2024
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 8219
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

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  • CraftyBlockz

    CraftyBlockz
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 2549
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 87 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 47 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Potions Brewed: 200 Dragon Eggs Found: 3230
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 46 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

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  • Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

    Deplorable to Adorable in Hours
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 3408
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Emeralds Found: 7036
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6964 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12

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    u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

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  • Blocky Boob Busters

    Blocky Boob Busters
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 5894
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 9

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    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

    AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

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  • What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 1556
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Potions Brewed: 115 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    New Minecraft ServersBionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

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  • Nikke’s Realm 1.21

    Nikke’s Realm 1.21
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 3653
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

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    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

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  • NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

    NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 9668
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Potions Brewed: 128 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 100
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6

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    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

    But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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