come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about your weight problems! our server is so lit that even your sperm will thank you for joining! we have crazy challenges that will make you sweat out those extra pounds while building the sickest creations in the blocky world. who needs a gym when you can get fit and have a blast with us? join now and watch your sperm quality improve as you play!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 5 Meteorites Collected: 2
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • McKraken Craft: Where Mojang Forgot to Patch the Kraken Glitch Again

    McKraken Craft: Where Mojang Forgot to Patch the Kraken Glitch Again

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name ChillCraft
    Server Type Survival
    Server Rules Cooperate on large builds, have Discord for communication
    Description Looking for chill people interested in helping fill out and enjoy the world, creating interconnected builds

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Do I need Discord to join? It is highly recommended to have Discord for communication purposes.
    Can I join if I prefer playing alone? While cooperation is encouraged, you can still join and play at your own pace.
    Are there any banned items or behaviors? There are no banned items, but griefing and inappropriate behavior is not allowed.
    How do I join the server? Message the server owner for the IP address and any additional instructions.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with battles, tactics, and total chaos!

    Imagine a world where you can roll charts to determine your fate, just like in Total War: Warhammer! Will you conquer all or fall to your enemies? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special edition called Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties where you can rule like a true Egyptian pharaoh! Build pyramids, command armies, and unleash your inner Cleopatra!

    And if that’s not enough, we have older titles that will transport you to a time of epic battles and legendary conquests. It’s like stepping into a time machine and becoming a warrior from the past!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this world of total war and pharaohs!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Ngo’s Pixelated Pien Minecraft SMP

    Ngo’s Pixelated Pien Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to have a massive llama race across the entire map. But here’s the catch – they were all riding pigs! It was a sight to behold, with pigs squealing and llamas spitting everywhere. And guess what? The winner got a diamond block as a prize!

    But that’s not all! We also have weekly “Build Battle” events where players have to build the most outrageous and hilarious structures they can think of. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’re going to see next.

    And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck at our “Death Drop” challenge, where you have to jump off a massive tower into a pool of lava below. Don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained chickens ready to rescue you if things go south.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and laugh-out-loud experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (◕‿◕)

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 121

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Laid by Dad Jokes

    Laid by Dad Jokes
    come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Mine Mc

    Mine Mc

    LIFESTEAL ECO. PVP. CRATES. BOOSTER,MONTHLY,IMMORTAL,RARE. KOTH. PVP ARENA. 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • moonrealms

    moonrealms

    a cool survival server: for every 25 levels you get heart store, events and a lot more join now, for more fun:)

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Lifesteal Factions: Where your survival depends on snagging snacks from unsuspecting players!

    Lifesteal Factions: Where your survival depends on snagging snacks from unsuspecting players!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address lifestealfactions.duckdns.org
    Discord https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3
    Description Come play on lifesteal factions! A simple server with a small community.
    World Border 16X16K
    Features Factions, hardcore PvP, anti X-ray, no cheats, crossplay

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What is the server IP address?

    The server IP address is lifestealfactions.duckdns.org. You can connect to it to start playing.

    2. Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

    Yes, there is a Discord server available at https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3. Join to interact with other players and stay updated on server news.

    3. What is the world border size on the server?

    The world border size is 16X16K, providing a limited area for players to explore and build in.

    4. What features does the server offer?

    The server offers factions gameplay, hardcore PvP experience, anti X-ray protection, no cheating policy, and crossplay compatibility.

    5. Can I use cheats on the server?

    No, cheating is not allowed on the server. Players must abide by the rules and play fair.

    6. What kind of community does the server have?

    The server has a small community of players who enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal gameplay. Join in to experience the thrill of faction wars.

    7. Is the server suitable for players who like intense PvP battles?

    Yes, if you enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal, this server is perfect for you. Engage in challenging battles and conquer your enemies.

    8. How can I start playing on the server?

    Simply connect to the server using the IP address provided and join the Discord server for more information. Have fun and enjoy your gameplay!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Animals Bred: 56 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Doge Coin Minecraft Server

    Doge Coin Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old thing? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair where you can trade Dogecoin for diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Doge Coin Mine, where players can dig for virtual currency while fending off zombie traders and evil Endermen. Rumor has it that whoever collects the most Dogecoin will be granted three wishes by the elusive Doge himself!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. And remember, in this world, the only currency that matters is Dogecoin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Block Breaker Minecraft SMP

    Block Breaker Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time! We have a thriving community of players who love to build, explore, and occasionally engage in epic battles against the evil Potato King and his army of sentient potatoes.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players can saddle up their favorite porker and race to victory. And let’s not forget about our legendary “Llama Llama Ding Dong” dance parties, where everyone lets loose and busts a move with their trusty llama companion.

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a talking cow – they’re known for spreading fake news about diamond ore locations. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9096 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • SocietySMP: WeirdNorms

    SocietySMP: WeirdNorms
    Have you ever wondered what the weirdest thing society accepts as normal is? Well, let me tell you, it’s not wearing socks with sandals or pineapple on pizza. It’s actually not joining our Minecraft SMP!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. First of all, we have a secret underground club where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s a blast, literally! And did I mention our pet pig races? Yeah, we have those too. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zoom past you at lightning speed.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

    So, if you’re tired of society’s boring norms and want to experience the true craziness of Minecraft, join our SMP today! Who needs socks with sandals when you can have dancing creepers and pig races?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Gods Slained: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CraftyLifeChange

    CraftyLifeChange
    Have you ever accidentally joined a Minecraft server and had your life changed forever? Well, get ready for the most epic spontaneous decision of your life! This server is like no other, with a community of players who have all been touched by the magical powers of the pixelated world.

    Join us on this server and you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been forged by the ancient Minecraft gods themselves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your useless junk.

    But beware, for this server is also home to the notorious Ender Dragon Gang, a group of pixelated punks who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds and leave you stranded in the Nether. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive their wrath.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and make the best spontaneous decision of your life! Who knows, you might just become the hero of this pixelated world and have your name forever etched in the annals of Minecraft history.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 1059 Farms Harvested: 449
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Star Shards Collected: 241 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • KimJongCraft

    KimJongCraft
    LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

    WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

    ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

    JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 239 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • SkyMineIL

    SkyMineIL

    Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Towns Built: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

    MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night
    Server IP play.minedhype.com
    Website https://minedhype.com
    Location US WEST
    Java Version 1.21.1
    Bedrock Version 1.20.80 – 1.21.30

    Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

    Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,300+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

    Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565))

    Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

    Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

    Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

    Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

    Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

    Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

    Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

    A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

    Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

    A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

    Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

    A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Villages Defended: 16 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Epic Battles Fought: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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