come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about your weight problems! our server is so lit that even your sperm will thank you for joining! we have crazy challenges that will make you sweat out those extra pounds while building the sickest creations in the blocky world. who needs a gym when you can get fit and have a blast with us? join now and watch your sperm quality improve as you play!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7693

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

    HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Farms Harvested: 689
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Crops Grown: 7486

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

    Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs
    yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

    we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

    so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Animals Bred: 53
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Dragon Eggs Found: 8313

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Bot testing

    Bot testing

    This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Crops Grown: 4969 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 New Chunks Explored: 376977

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Ores Mined: 7052
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Dimension Hops: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CraftyAddictz

    CraftyAddictz
    What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

    ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

    Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server
    Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

    Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

    But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

    Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Animals Bred: 128 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

    ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

    Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

    So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BlockBucks Adventures

    BlockBucks Adventures
    If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Gods Slained: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

    Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!
    yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

    if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Ores Mined: 8778 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • FreePvP

    FreePvP

    FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Crops Grown: 5790 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

    Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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