We’ve got players who haven’t showered in weeks, just like you!
Get ready to embrace the natural musk of our community and let it linger in your nostrils as you build, mine, and survive together.
Don’t worry about changing your underwear, because on this server, we embrace the stink!
So come on in and let the aroma of unwashed bodies and dirty socks transport you to a whole new level of Minecraft madness!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft, when suddenly your mother-in-law appears out of nowhere, ignoring you completely and rushing straight to your virtual baby sheep. She doesn’t even acknowledge your existence! And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, she takes your virtual older child on a virtual vacation to a virtual hotel, leaving you with no virtual food. The audacity!
But fear not, on our server, you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world where the only in-laws you have to deal with are the ones you create yourself. Join now for a virtual getaway from all the chaos, and let’s build some epic virtual memories together. Who needs real family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?
Our server is the perfect place to forget about being called ungrateful or being told you’ll rot in hell for your sins. Instead, team up with fellow players to conquer dungeons, slay dragons, and explore vast lands filled with hidden treasures.
Forget about shouldering your sister’s academics or dealing with religious family drama. On our server, the only thing you’ll be shouldering is your trusty pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and build the castle of your dreams.
So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life! Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Let’s mine and craft our way to a drama-free paradise!
join us for some crazy fun as we build walls, launch missiles, and ride bears through the forests. who needs diplomacy when you can have a good old-fashioned minecraft battle instead?
come on over and see what all the fuss is about. just watch out for putin and kim jong un – they’re pretty competitive when it comes to pvp!