Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ores Mined:	2955
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Outburst Designs

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

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mc.frostyfactions.com

The Nerd Nation Factions

Factions

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Divine Spears Created:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Votes:	9279	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Hey my Sever is Now up and running on 1.6.4 Thanks

198.154.112.209

Novylen

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51

Novylen

mc.novylen.net

Comunidade Minecraft Portugal

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Minecraft Portugal Community

minecraft.pt

CursedMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	284	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Votes:	174
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ores Mined:	7961

Server Just Launched/Reset!!!

– Large 100+ Player Community – Factions, tons of Raiding and Intense PvP – Custom Faction Commands – Amazing KOTHs – Rare Custom Enchants – Great Cannoning – Amazing Hit Detection – Fair Donor Ranks – Balanced MCMMO Skills

We also have a very knowledgeable staff team that are dedicated to guide you around our server, and guarantee a fun, anti-hacking, PvP + Factions experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a one in a million experience!

Play.CursedMC.Net

Zedwork Vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7637	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Buildings Constructed:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Zedwork’s Community-run Vanilla Minecraft server; always updated to the latest version of Mojang’s vanilla Minecraft.

Founded by __Laurens__, now run by the Zriends, the Market provides a place to trade with other players. Shop plots are available on request, and all shops are protected from block-breaking.

Originally founded by luckyscharms323, now run by SneakySkeleton and the Zriends, the Nether Hub provides fast travel all across the world. Anyone may connect to the hub, though access from spawn is restricted to Zedlings (members) only. (Must play 15 hours on the server to gain Zedling status.)

Maintained by the community, this public farm is located near spawn and provides both new and regular players with food. Just remember to replant! 😉

The Council is a collection of Zedlings whom meet bi-weekly to organise community projects and events, whilst also highlighting any issues players have so they can be resolved. Meetings are open for all to attend, check out our forums for more details of the next meeting.

Be sure to read the rules before heading out.

Please join and HAVE FUN! ^_^

latest.zedwork.co.uk

Horsecraftnl

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ores Mined:	2027
Dimension Hops:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3

Horsecraft is a super fun Dutch Minecraft server!!!

server.hollandcraft.nl

Toro League

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

server.toro-league.com

BuildingParadise

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Farms Harvested:	646

Why should you go to BuildingParadise? Server checklist: Net Admins? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Big city and lots of land to live in? _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Shop? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ ME People who are constantly insulting? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Freebuild/PvP? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Pay To Win situations? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Farmworld? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ AND Lots of commands for standard users? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Ranks? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Pure rip-off? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Jobs? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _☑ AND

85.131.157.159

AmishSMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	541	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

play.amishsmp.com

Liberty Survival

Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Animals Bred:	165
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

1.7.10 Vanilla Hard Mode

Follow @LibertySurvival on Twitter

News and other Info at www.liberty-survival.com

mc.liberty-survival.com

BioBroodGaming

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Alien Abductions:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

A growing server that has a one world devoted to the hard life of Factions PVP, And another just for competitions, Including HungerGames and Spleef.

The Faction world has been changed to try and make minecraft combat more balanced. We have removed most buffs that make fighting impossible, such sharpness, enchanted golden apples, and other such strong enchants. Raiding is another thing that has been changed. While raiding is acceptable. Griefing is not. This means that yes you are allowed to break into their base, kill them, and take their goods. What you are not allowed to do is take down their base block by block, kill animals, or farms.

The Comp world is as listed before for competitions. This includes Several home made maps of HG, Spleef for ages, and Races to test that speed demon inside of you.

Every world on this server is watched. Hacking is not allowed on any level. If you hack we will find you.

108.163.193.100

Aethier

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Mines Excavated:	2324
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	New Chunks Explored:	630265

Aethier is a medieval Minecraft roleplaying server. Our theme follows the journey of the serfs to the kings. We focus our characters to survive and grow with their own personalities and stories, while defending ourselves against the wicked… or the kind. Multiple gods have created our realm. Some choose to be welcoming, hopeful… some choose to harm the poor and be mischievous. Whether you decide to study magic, grow your muscles’ strengths, or simply live the common life, you see to your own character’s journey.

Aethier is not only a ‘realm’ of roleplaying. It’s a community, too. We try our best to be friends with all members and not hold personal opinions and emotions when it comes to following the rules. We heartedly follow a ‘bully-free’ community, where rudeness and abusive behaviour is not tolerated. We attempt to hold no grudges with warnings, temp-bans, and permanent bans, and occasionally, we might apologize for being ‘harsh’. Maturity is key in our community. We welcome all ages, but our recommended applying age is thirteen years old.

mc.aethier.co.uk

Buxville

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Buildings Constructed:	40	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Buxville – The #1 Minecraft economy server

Buxville is one of the longest running, player-based minecraft economy servers out there. And we’re still going strong! Our unique role system enables players of all skills to have fun together! There are a total of 17 roles, and you start with enough money to choose your first role. After that its up to you to find interesting ways to earn money, or just go with the flow.

There are a lot of fun things you can do. Here are a couple ideas: • Do quests that are randomly announced to earn money • Dig for Diamonds in the ether, a world that regularly resets to keep it fresh • Test your battling skills in one of the 4 different Mob Arenas • Start and develop a town, or join one and make it rise above all others • Go treasure hunting in the nether, but beware, pvp is enabled in the nether • And much more to choose from!

buxville.net

PrisonRC

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

PrisonRC

prison.reborncraft.biz