Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

600 pound man, agility, Athletic, chunky, Craft, CREEPERS, Defense, Endurance, explode, goalie, goalkeeping, guard, Hockey, ice hockey, Laughter, Men, Net, Physical fitness, Pound, SIZE, sports, Sportsmanship, strategy, strength, team sports, teamwork, Unconventional, unconventional tactics, weight

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magic Items Found:	1395	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Countries & Nations MC

Earth, Economy, FTB, Roleplay, Survival

CNMC is a modded geo-political survival 1.19.2 Minecraft server currently using the custom map Paralon. We aim to create a fun and immersive server experience with focus on building, diplomacy, and roleplay. On CNMC, you can join an existing nation or create your own. You can become a leader, business owner, civilian, or whatever you want!To play, join the discord server and download our original modpack on curseforge.SOCIALS Tiktok: @official_cnmc instagram: @countries_nations_mc Patreon: CNMC Official Wiki: CNMC Wiki

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	New Chunks Explored:	355809
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Clovercraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

Clovercraft is an 18+ whitelisted community SMP. Join us to explore the SMP world, build together with new friends, and party at our regular monthly Discord events!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	3439	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Divine Spears Created:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CzechBox

PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	76
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	126
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Ores Mined:	5630	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ores Mined:	9743	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9951	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Potions Brewed:	124	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Villages Defended:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1860
Dimension Hops:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.