Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyCreeperJailbreak

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so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get arrested for being a bad actor? well, not on this server, bro! we don’t care if u rob a bank or steal a car, as long as u play minecraft with us, u good. plus, we got all the cool mods like exploding chickens and rainbow creepers. join now before the feds come knocking on ur door, lol! #minecraft4life #badactorswelcome

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	3496	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Runes Activated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PreggoCraft: Surrogate Struggles

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HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND INSANE STORIES? WELL, YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER, BECAUSE WE GOT IT ALL!

IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing the same old games that you abandoned years ago? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is like the State of Decay 2 of the gaming world – still kicking and receiving updates like nobody’s business! Join us and experience the thrill of playing a game that just won’t die, just like that plant you forgot to water for months.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like the For Honor of Minecraft – unexpected, unpredictable, and totally insane. With Ubisoft-level craziness, you never know what kind of adventure you’ll stumble upon. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness that awaits you.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wildest ride of your gaming life. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world of endless possibilities and endless updates? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Natasha is an FSB plant Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Natasha’s Adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of a time filled with twists, turns, and unexpected alliances.

Ever wanted to join a server where everyone is secretly a spy for a mysterious organization? Well, here’s your chance! You never know who you can trust in this SMP, where everyone’s true motives are as hidden as a Russian nesting doll.

Join us for epic battles, secret missions, and a whole lot of drama. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy or two along the way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that’s more thrilling than Natasha’s globe-trotting escapades. See you in the game, comrade!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CoincidenceCraft SMP: OMG So Random!

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Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and landed in a hidden underground kingdom filled with diamond-clad pigs riding on top of creepers? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous coincidences in the blocky world, like stumbling upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos and hilarity anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CreeperCatastrophe

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Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up all your hard-earned loot. Talk about a buzzkill, am I right? But fear not, dear player, for there is a Minecraft server out there that will protect you from such calamities with its magical anti-creeper force field! Yes, you heard that right. No more pesky creepers ruining your day on this server.

But wait, there’s more! On this fantastical server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and soar through the skies like a majestic pig-riding superhero. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that all the mobs on this server have been replaced with dancing llamas in top hats? Yes, you read that correctly. Dancing llamas in top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

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so, like, this minecraft server is like, the bomb dot com, bro. you gotta join because, like, the president of iran said he’s gonna come on and play with us. can you imagine? playing minecraft with the president, man. it’s gonna be lit.

he said he’s gonna build a giant peace monument in the shape of a creeper to show that he’s ready to ease tensions with israel. like, how crazy is that? who knew minecraft could bring world peace, right?

so come join us on this server, where anything can happen. maybe next, the queen of england will pop in and start a build battle with us. you never know, man. minecraft is a wild place.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Alien Abductions:	3
Star Shards Collected:	122	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BlockBusterBattles

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up everything. but don’t worry, because on this server, creepers drop diamonds instead of blowing stuff up. how crazy is that?

oh, and get this: there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they trade you rare items for emeralds and tell you about their intergalactic adventures. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

also, there’s this legendary boss called the Ender Dragon who’s actually a misunderstood dragon just looking for friends. defeat him and he’ll give you a ride on his back across the End dimension. it’s like a rollercoaster, but with more fire and explosions.

join this server for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. it’s a wild ride from start to finish, and you’ll never want to leave. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BrainyCraft Stroke Rehab Fun

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have brain damage but in a good way!!! our researchers from the Queensland Brain Institute have created a tool that will make your brain go WOOSH and help you become a minecraft pro in no time!!! stroke patients? pshhh we’ll have them building epic castles and slaying dragons in minutes!!! join now for a brain-tastic adventure like no other!!!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Never-Ending Quest for Diamonds and Sheeps – The Next Level Semi-Vanilla SMP 1.21 NA West Whitelist

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Welcome to The Next Level!

Looking for a chill, fun community to hang out and game with? The Next Level is a gaming and social hub made up of long-time friends and gamers, and we’re always excited to welcome new faces.

We self-host our own premium servers on the West Coast of North America. We’re starting with an SMP server, with a modded server being worked on soon. We’re also looking for staff to help out in our server and moderate. If you’re interested join our Discord for more info.

Our Minecraft Server:

Server Details
Java Edition, Fabric, Version 1.21
Minecraft Events, competitions, scavenger hunts, and more!
Active Community: Connect with fellow players in our Discord server.

QoL Mods Installed
Betterthanmending – crouch and right click to use lvls to mend items
Clumps – clumps xp orbs together to limit lag
invisibleframes – crouch right click an item frame to make it invisible
shulkerboxtooltip – hover over a shulkerbox to see what’s inside
Modpack is available via our website https://www.thenextlevelgaming.com

Our Discord Server:

Community Features
Regular Game Nights & Events
Organized Tournaments
Monthly Giveaways
Premium Self-Hosted Minecraft Servers
Streamer Partnerships

Other Games We Play:

Games
Fortnite
Overwatch
Fall Guys
Among Us
Sea of Thieves
Rust
Diablo

Discord Invite Link: https://discord.gg/tnl

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Hangable Noob Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only hangable offense is not joining in on the fun!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly pets. That’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

We have a secret underground base where players can ride on the backs of ender dragons and battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

But beware, there’s a legend that says if you dig deep enough in our server, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of zombie villagers riding on skeleton horses. Are you brave enough to take on this challenge?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, you might just find yourself facing the ultimate punishment… being banned for life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Void Gems Collected:	34
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	945730

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Limbus Company – Minecraft SMP #1936

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we take inspiration from the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering and the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, because it’s directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina! Expect spoilers galore and insane storylines that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the tutorial is important – don’t skip it or you’ll be lost in our crazy world! See you on the server, fellow adventurers!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Animals Bred:	106
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

DementiaDadCareGoneWrong

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and dysfunctional relationships? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs!

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to leave their family drama behind and immerse themselves in a world of creativity and adventure. No need to worry about taking care of your dad with bad dementia here – the only thing you’ll be taking care of is your virtual farm or castle.

Join us and team up with other players who understand the struggle of dealing with difficult family members. Build alliances, go on quests, and create your own virtual family of friends who have your back no matter what.

So leave the real world drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a fun and drama-free experience! Plus, we have virtual therapy sessions available for those who need to vent about their family issues while mining for diamonds.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Farms Harvested:	333
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchantments Applied:	268
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8542

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CookingProTipsMC SMP

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Are you tired of burning your virtual steaks on the grill in Minecraft? Join our wacky SMP where our resident chef, Chef Creeper, will teach you how to cook like a pro! From crafting the perfect cake to brewing potions that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends, Chef Creeper has got you covered. Plus, rumor has it that the secret ingredient to his famous creeper stew is actually…creeper tears! Don’t miss out on the culinary adventure of a lifetime – join our SMP today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Potions Brewed:	83
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyConspiracies

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Have you heard about the Minecraft server where the creepers are actually controlled by the Illuminati? That’s right, every time you hear that hissing sound, it’s actually a secret message from the lizard people trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, our server has special anti-conspiracy armor that protects you from their mind control powers. Join us now and help us uncover the truth behind the blocky madness!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.