Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you lose weight faster than a fad diet? Look no further than our server! Join us and watch the pounds melt away as you navigate through our virtual world.

Just like the OP’s niece, you’ll be on a strict diet of 100-calorie breakfasts, 300-calorie lunches and dinners, and healthy snacks throughout the day. But don’t worry, we won’t force you to stick to the plan – if you want to indulge in some virtual junk food, go right ahead!

And the best part? You’ll have the chance to face off against other players in epic battles where the loser has to eat a virtual pizza for breakfast! So come join us and start your weight loss journey today – your sister may not approve, but we sure do!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Mines Excavated: 3146
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Zombie Dances: 6
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Glorious Feasts Held: 18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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