Join the Server Where Reality is a Construct of Blocky Illusions!
Ever wonder if you’re just a puppet in the game of life? Well, guess what! In this server, you’ll *actually* question your very existence, or at least your block placement! Forget everything you thought you knew about Minecraft because this server is both the *greatest* and the *worst*—it’s like riding a chicken through a black hole of infinite chaos. WELCOME TO YOUR NIGHTMARE DREAM!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Unbreakable Dirt Blocks | Every time you mine, you actually lose block memories. Enjoy your amnesia! |
| Flying Creepers | Creepers now take to the skies! You’ll *never* feel safe again! Or…will you? |
| Infinite Inventory | Items are physically there but exist in a non-Euclidean dimension. So… good luck finding them! |
| Talking Ender Pearls | They have opinions. And they’re rude! Just like your uncle at Thanksgiving! |
| Real-Life Physics? | We don’t know what that even means here. Just run into walls! |
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Joining is easy! Simply forget why you want to join in the first place. If you remember, congratulations! You’ve failed the first test! Or are you passing?
Q: What happens if I die in-game?
A: You’ll awaken in a dimension where cows are actually *deities* ruling over shattered realities. Pray to them… or do you *not* want to pray?
Q: Is there a community here?
A: Community? More like a collective of mind-bending possibilities. Some say we might be the same person. Are *you* even real? Check your pulse!
Random Reviews from the Multiverse
“Chumbuds always win!”
“I felt my brain melting while mining blocks.” – Anonymous
“This server opened a portal to my childhood traumas.” – Definitely Not Fishman
“Why are the trees speaking? I thought it was just me!” – An Ex-Server Admin
# 🍵 TeaTime SMP
