ChudPanderCraft: Where even the creepers are offended by your presence

buy videogames, CENSORING, ChudPanderCraft, CREEPERS, cry online, Kek, low, OFFENDED, pander to chuds, Panic, preorders, PRESENCE, Self Respect

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Void Gems Collected:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the chuds out there!

Join us and witness the chaos as we cater to the most ridiculous demands of our players. Preorders may be low, but that just means we have more room for all the real gamers who actually buy video games.

And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our admin team panicking and censoring things left and right in a desperate attempt to attract players with self-respect. It’s a kek-worthy adventure waiting for you on our server – so what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

Yitzy101s Prison Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Server rules: http://yitzy101.com/rules

Server features: http://yitzy101.com/about

We assist all of our users via our ticket support system (help desk): http://help.yitzy101.com. All ban appeals, plugin suggestions, reporting, is handled there.

Our amazing staff: http://yitzy101.com/staff

We are always open to new ideas and suggestions from our users. Simply submit a ticket (http://help.yitzy101.com) to our support team and we will respond within 24-48 hours.

* All ban appeals are (only) dealt with via our support tickets system *

play.yitzy101.com

Outburst Designs

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Need a Minecraft Animated Banner for only 7$ ? Email us at [email protected]

mc.frostyfactions.com

The Nerd Nation Factions

Factions

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	372	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchantments Applied:	52

Hey my Sever is Now up and running on 1.6.4 Thanks

198.154.112.209

Novylen

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Farms Harvested:	369
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Novylen

mc.novylen.net

Comunidade Minecraft Portugal

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Alien Abductions:	5

Minecraft Portugal Community

minecraft.pt

CursedMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	343	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Votes:	6814	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Server Just Launched/Reset!!!

– Large 100+ Player Community – Factions, tons of Raiding and Intense PvP – Custom Faction Commands – Amazing KOTHs – Rare Custom Enchants – Great Cannoning – Amazing Hit Detection – Fair Donor Ranks – Balanced MCMMO Skills

We also have a very knowledgeable staff team that are dedicated to guide you around our server, and guarantee a fun, anti-hacking, PvP + Factions experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a one in a million experience!

Play.CursedMC.Net

Zedwork Vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2503
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Zedwork’s Community-run Vanilla Minecraft server; always updated to the latest version of Mojang’s vanilla Minecraft.

Founded by __Laurens__, now run by the Zriends, the Market provides a place to trade with other players. Shop plots are available on request, and all shops are protected from block-breaking.

Originally founded by luckyscharms323, now run by SneakySkeleton and the Zriends, the Nether Hub provides fast travel all across the world. Anyone may connect to the hub, though access from spawn is restricted to Zedlings (members) only. (Must play 15 hours on the server to gain Zedling status.)

Maintained by the community, this public farm is located near spawn and provides both new and regular players with food. Just remember to replant! 😉

The Council is a collection of Zedlings whom meet bi-weekly to organise community projects and events, whilst also highlighting any issues players have so they can be resolved. Meetings are open for all to attend, check out our forums for more details of the next meeting.

Be sure to read the rules before heading out.

Please join and HAVE FUN! ^_^

latest.zedwork.co.uk

Horsecraftnl

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	691
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Zombie Dances:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
New Chunks Explored:	646970	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Horsecraft is a super fun Dutch Minecraft server!!!

server.hollandcraft.nl

Toro League

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Secret Passages Found:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	7513
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

server.toro-league.com

BuildingParadise

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1981
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magic Items Found:	4798	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Why should you go to BuildingParadise? Server checklist: Net Admins? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Big city and lots of land to live in? _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Shop? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ ME People who are constantly insulting? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Freebuild/PvP? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Pay To Win situations? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Farmworld? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ AND Lots of commands for standard users? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Ranks? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Pure rip-off? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Jobs? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _☑ AND

85.131.157.159

AmishSMP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Divine Spears Created:	30
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

play.amishsmp.com

Liberty Survival

Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

1.7.10 Vanilla Hard Mode

Follow @LibertySurvival on Twitter

News and other Info at www.liberty-survival.com

mc.liberty-survival.com

BioBroodGaming

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

A growing server that has a one world devoted to the hard life of Factions PVP, And another just for competitions, Including HungerGames and Spleef.

The Faction world has been changed to try and make minecraft combat more balanced. We have removed most buffs that make fighting impossible, such sharpness, enchanted golden apples, and other such strong enchants. Raiding is another thing that has been changed. While raiding is acceptable. Griefing is not. This means that yes you are allowed to break into their base, kill them, and take their goods. What you are not allowed to do is take down their base block by block, kill animals, or farms.

The Comp world is as listed before for competitions. This includes Several home made maps of HG, Spleef for ages, and Races to test that speed demon inside of you.

Every world on this server is watched. Hacking is not allowed on any level. If you hack we will find you.

108.163.193.100

Aethier

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5760	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ores Mined:	8584
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Aethier is a medieval Minecraft roleplaying server. Our theme follows the journey of the serfs to the kings. We focus our characters to survive and grow with their own personalities and stories, while defending ourselves against the wicked… or the kind. Multiple gods have created our realm. Some choose to be welcoming, hopeful… some choose to harm the poor and be mischievous. Whether you decide to study magic, grow your muscles’ strengths, or simply live the common life, you see to your own character’s journey.

Aethier is not only a ‘realm’ of roleplaying. It’s a community, too. We try our best to be friends with all members and not hold personal opinions and emotions when it comes to following the rules. We heartedly follow a ‘bully-free’ community, where rudeness and abusive behaviour is not tolerated. We attempt to hold no grudges with warnings, temp-bans, and permanent bans, and occasionally, we might apologize for being ‘harsh’. Maturity is key in our community. We welcome all ages, but our recommended applying age is thirteen years old.

mc.aethier.co.uk

Buxville

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Buxville – The #1 Minecraft economy server

Buxville is one of the longest running, player-based minecraft economy servers out there. And we’re still going strong! Our unique role system enables players of all skills to have fun together! There are a total of 17 roles, and you start with enough money to choose your first role. After that its up to you to find interesting ways to earn money, or just go with the flow.

There are a lot of fun things you can do. Here are a couple ideas: • Do quests that are randomly announced to earn money • Dig for Diamonds in the ether, a world that regularly resets to keep it fresh • Test your battling skills in one of the 4 different Mob Arenas • Start and develop a town, or join one and make it rise above all others • Go treasure hunting in the nether, but beware, pvp is enabled in the nether • And much more to choose from!

buxville.net