Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the blocky landscapes are the players themselves! Join us and discover why women on our server are definitely not monoliths, they’re more like…diamonds in the rough! Only 3% of women marry virgins on our server, but don’t worry, that number is probably even lower because some players believe that blowjobs and anal don’t count as “real sex” – talk about a plot twist! So come on over and explore our wild world where anything is possible, including finding a non-whore woman who will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
Ores Mined: 8599 Void Armor Forged: 16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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