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Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Crops Grown: 2639
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

New Minecraft Server
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