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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 208 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Join our server and experience a world where even the most technologically challenged players can thrive. Need to do some banking? No problem, just trade some diamonds for emeralds and you’re good to go. Video calls? Just build a virtual phone booth and chat away. Browsing? Just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to blow up your browser history.
Forget about expensive Apple devices, on our server, all you need is a pickaxe and a sense of humor. So come join us and let’s show the world that even geezers with shitty eyesight can dominate the Minecraft universe! And remember, pic unrelated…because who needs logic in a world of pixelated madness?