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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 5138 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 2936 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 183 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 284 |
Join our server and experience a world where even the most technologically challenged players can thrive. Need to do some banking? No problem, just trade some diamonds for emeralds and you’re good to go. Video calls? Just build a virtual phone booth and chat away. Browsing? Just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to blow up your browser history.
Forget about expensive Apple devices, on our server, all you need is a pickaxe and a sense of humor. So come join us and let’s show the world that even geezers with shitty eyesight can dominate the Minecraft universe! And remember, pic unrelated…because who needs logic in a world of pixelated madness?