Chotto Matte Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BdayDinnerDrama

BdayDinnerDrama, birthday celebrations, birthday dinner, birthday planning, communication breakdown, conflicting schedules, dinner reservations, family conflicts, family disagreements, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., Frustration, last minute changes, restaurant reservations, sibling arguments, sibling disagreements, sibling drama, sibling relationships

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than canceling dinner reservations last minute? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more unpredictable than our players is the dinner plans of OP’s sister!

We promise a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to make plans with someone who can’t make up their mind. From last-minute changes to explosive arguments, our server is the perfect place for drama lovers and adrenaline junkies alike.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of uncertainty and the joy of standing your ground, just like OP did when they refused to attend the birthday dinner. Who needs a fancy meal when you can have a virtual feast of fun on our server?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the twists and turns of our Minecraft world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more unpredictable than the terrain is the behavior of OP’s sister!

FantasyCraft SMP – DreamComeTrue

dream come true, dream come true moment, dream come true story, dream realized, dream turned reality, dreamcometrue, fantasy come to life, fantasy come true, fantasy come true adventure, fantasy come true experience, fantasy come true journey, fantasy realized, fantasy turned real, fantasy turned reality, FantasyCraft, fulfilled fantasy, reality exceeded expectations, smp, ultimate fantasy, unexpected fulfillment, wild imagination, wildest dreams fulfilled, wildest fantasy

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	836660
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

So like, omg guys, you need to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a unicorn spawned and gave me a magical pickaxe that could mine bedrock. And then I rode the unicorn into battle against a giant zombie army and we totally won because the unicorn had like laser eyes or something. It was epic!

But that’s not even the best part, there’s this secret underwater city where all the villagers are actually mermaids and they trade you enchanted items for seashells. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the map. It’s insane!

So yeah, if you want to live out your wildest fantasies and have the most ridiculous adventures, you have to join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

MineCraftMemesAndDreams

acquisitions, bugs, Community, design, Features, Feedback, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, glitches, IMPROVEMENTS, interface, MineCraftMemesAndDreams, mobile app, Official, reddit, serious, superior apps, Technology, Terrible, Updates, user experience

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Meteorites Collected:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mines Excavated:	4802	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of using Reddit’s official mobile app and feeling like you’re stuck in the Stone Age? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you can build your own virtual world, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle creepers with your trusty sword. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of baby zombies who have mastered the art of meme-making.

If you’re looking for a place where you can escape the clunky interface of Reddit’s app and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities, then come join us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances to troll unsuspecting players. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Squid Game Event

Community, Discord, est, Event, Friends, Fun, Game, games, hour, Join, Link, Minecraft, Minigames, Players, questions, saturday, Server, Show, Simple, Squid, voice chat, YouTuber

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Minecraft Squid Games Event

Date	Saturday
Time	12 pm EST
Version	1.21.4
Voice Chat	Simple Voice Chat

If you are interested or have any questions, please click the link to the discord below and I would be happy to help. https://discord.gg/76wc56Zs

FAQ

Question	Answer
What games will be included in the event?	Games portrayed in the show Squid Games will be included.
How long will the event last?	The event will last for about an hour, maybe a little more depending on participation.
How can I join the event?	Join the discord server using the provided link and follow instructions there.

Braided Pigtails Realm 1.20

beauty, beauty standards, body positivity, braided, braided pigtails, confidence boost, Cute Hairstyles, fashion, Girl Power, hair accessories, hair braiding, hair inspiration, Hair Makeover, hair styling, hair transformation, hair trends, haircuts, hairstyles, Long hair, Pigtails, Realm, Self-expression, trendy hairstyles

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, when you join, you’ll be like one of those girls who get that super hot haircut and go from a 6/10 to a 9/10 in a snap! It’s like magic, but in Minecraft form. So, like, don’t miss out on all the hotness waiting for you on this server, man! Join now and level up your Minecraft game and your attractiveness at the same time!

CarCraze Minecraft Server

aita, bills, Boundaries, CAR, CarCraze, co-signer, Communication, Credit, decision, DMV, financial responsibility, Girlfriend, Help, lesson learned, Minecraft, mistake, Nova, Promotion, relationship, Server, Transportation, Truck, Uber, work

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ores Mined:	3508	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1627	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of not having a car! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you too can Uber your way to our server and we’ll pick you up in the afternoon Monday-Friday for some epic gaming adventures.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to co-sign for your fellow players’ in-game purchases. Don’t worry, we promise they’ll pay their debts on time… maybe.

Located in the virtual world of DMV (Digital Minecraft Valley), specifically NOVA (Not-Only Virtual Area), you’ll need a virtual car to navigate through the pixelated streets. So why not join us and get yourself a virtual truck with all the virtual options you could ever dream of?

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life car troubles behind. Who needs a car in the real world when you can have a virtual one in Minecraft? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

SkinnyDipCity

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Decision making, discipline, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, judgment, Motherhood, nudity, parenting, parenting challenges, peer influence, Pool, relationships, rules, SkinnyDipCity, swimming, technology restrictions, teenage behavior

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Dimension Hops:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know what crazy shenanigans will go down!

Join us for epic adventures like the time a group of players decided to have a naked pool party in-game! Just like the story of the mom who caught her son and his friends skinny dipping in real life, except in Minecraft, anything goes!

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience wild moments like this? Plus, we have tons of other wacky events planned, like llama races and diamond scavenger hunts. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness!

MineCrafty Pleasures

clandestine delight, confidential pleasure, covert enjoyment, forbidden pleasure, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure activities, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure movies, guilty pleasure TV shows, hidden pleasure, indulgence, minecrafty, personal indulgence, pleasures, private enjoyment, private passion, secret, secret indulgence, secret obsession, undercover enjoyment, undisclosed delight, undisclosed indulgence

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Potions Brewed:	159
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Items Found:	4783
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Do you secretly love building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Or maybe you have a hidden obsession with creating pixel art of bacon? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your freak flag fly!

Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Want to participate in a llama beauty pageant? Done. How about a bacon-themed treasure hunt? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the epic llama vs. bacon battle royale that happens every Friday night.

So if you’re ready to embrace your weirdest Minecraft fantasies and connect with a community of fellow oddballs, then come on down to our server. We promise you won’t be disappointed…or at least, you won’t be bored!

PharaohsCraft: No Injustice, Just Blocks

arab world, blocks, Condemnation, Conflict, diplomatic stance, displacement, egypt, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, palestinians, Peace, PharaohsCraft, Politics, Position, sisi, solidarity, Statement, Support

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dragons Tamed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and all that jazz. plus, like, the admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and stuff.

once, there was this player who built a giant potato castle and the admin turned it into a real potato that could fly. true story, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? it’s lit, fam.

come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free virtual cookies. what more could you ask for, amirite?

New Dawn

BUILD, Community, Cozy, Dawn, Discord, gameplay, grow, Growing, Ip:, java, Minecraft, Mods, Play, Protect, quality of life, Relaxed, Resets, Server, Small, Trade, Vanilla, world

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	4457	Enchantments Applied:	278
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
No World Resets	Your builds are here to stay.
	Build, trade, and protect your space.
Vanilla+ Feel	Slightly enhanced gameplay, no crazy mods.
Chill Vibes	A relaxed community to play and grow with.

Java 1.21.4 | IP: mc.yourcrafts.us | Discord: https://discord.gg/7XucwmCYZn

Come join us and be part of something new! 🏡

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

A: The server currently runs on Java 1.21.4, so make sure you have the appropriate version to join.

Q: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

A: No, we have strict rules against griefing and trolling to ensure a positive and friendly community environment.

Q: How can I claim land on the server?

A: You can use the land claim feature to protect your builds and space. Simply follow the instructions provided in-game or ask a staff member for assistance.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or trading?

A: As long as you abide by the server rules and guidelines, you are free to build and trade with other players. Just make sure to respect other players’ space and creations.

Rose Flame Innit 1.20.6

1.20.6, BFKingdom, Bloodflame Kingdom, BloodflameArt, BloodflameLive, covers, debut, Duets, Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame, ERBloodflame, Flame, God save the Queen, Group songs, holoEN, holoJustice, innit, Luv me ‘Liz, merch, OP Template, rose, Seagulls, Shorts Covers, socials, The Elizabeth Rose Blo

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Elizabeth Rose Blo of The Bloodflame Kingd Edition, but in blocky form! We got a schedule tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond, with live events and karaoke that will make your pickaxe drop. Plus, we got covers and duets that will make you question if you’re in the Nether or the Overworld. And don’t even get me started on our merch, it’s hotter than a lava lake! So come join us, because God save the Queen and simple as that! #BloodflameLive #BloodflameArt #BFKingdom #MinecraftMadness

DadJokeDramaCraft

authority figure, Coach, coaches assistant, dad passed, DadJokeDramaCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, Dive, fuming, Grief, inappropriate, JOKE, look up to, main set, out of shape, Sloppy, Struggling, swim practice, Trust, UNACCEPTABLE, weight gain

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocks and build your own paradise! Just like the OP’s dive off the blocks at swim practice, our server may start off slow and sloppy, but with practice, you’ll be diving into epic adventures in no time!

Join us and leave behind the haters and drama llamas of the real world. Our server is a place where you can let your creativity run wild and build whatever your heart desires. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will lift you up, unlike that coach’s assistant who made a tasteless joke.

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft journey and leave the haters behind. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures and build your own world? See you on the server, where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

BlockheadUnbothered in Minecraft SMP

advice, BlockheadUnbothered, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner peace, letting go, life advice, mental health, mindfulness, mindset shift, Minecraft, Peace of mind, personal growth, positivity, resilience, self help, self love, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Tranquility, unbothered

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2626	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the bomb diggity! We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. And the best part? The advice you’ll get from the wise old sheep who roams the land. He once told me to always wear a pumpkin on my head to ward off evil spirits, and let me tell you, it works like a charm. So come join us and embrace the chaos, my dude!

Trump’s Immigrant Island Fun

border security, controversial decisions, detention centers, Fun, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detention center, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, Immigrant, immigration crisis, immigration debate, immigration detention, immigration detention centers., immigration detention facilities, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, immigration policy debate, immigration reform, ISLAND, national security, president trump, Trump administration, Trumps, us politics

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and drama? Come join our Minecraft server where President Trump sends illegal immigrants to Guantanamo Bay…but in a totally hilarious and wacky way! Build your own immigration detention center, complete with crazy obstacle courses and lava traps to keep those pesky immigrants at bay. Join now for a chance to win a golden toilet seat, just like the one in the White House! It’s gonna be yuge, believe me!

GuantanamoCraft: Trump’s Detention Station

act of brutality, controversial, criticism, Cuba, detain, detention, detention center, donald trump, GLOBAL RESPONSE, Government, Guantanamo Bay, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, migrants, Plan, policy, political decision making, Rebuke, Refugee Crisis, Station, Trumps, united states

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

so, like, u know how trump is all like “let’s put migrants in guantanamo bay”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about love and peace and building cool stuff in minecraft! no detention centers here, just fun times and epic builds!

join us if u wanna escape the chaos of the real world and chill with some awesome peeps who just wanna have a good time. we have mini-games, survival mode, creative mode, and even a secret underground base where we plot world domination (just kidding… or are we?).

plus, if u join now, u get a free llama mount to ride around on and show off to all ur friends. who needs guantanamo bay when u can have a llama mount, right? so come on over and join the fun! let’s build a world where everyone is welcome and no one gets locked up for just trying to find a better life. peace out, homies!

Players:	108/400	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Love Letters Sent:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4