Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Buildings Constructed: | 34 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret diamond mine that led them to unimaginable riches. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and ruled over the land with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron fist weapon that was OP as hell).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn mount that players can ride into battle. Imagine charging into a PvP match on the back of a majestic unicorn, leaving your enemies in awe and fear.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous stories you’ll ever hear. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a kike mason, then maybe stay away).