ChopstickCraft: Where you can mine for fortune cookies and build a Great Wall of Creepers!

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New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while also finding love? Look no further than our server!

Join us and you might just find your Minecraft soulmate among our diverse community of Chinese and Kyrgyz players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even meet your future spouse while building a castle together!

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is falling head over heels for our pixelated paradise. Love is in the air, along with the sweet scent of freshly mined ores. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

BlockySassCraft

SPEECHLESS.., Shocking.., insensitive, hurtful, Surprising

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people are actually nice to each other? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem where disrespect is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! From griefing your neighbor’s house to stealing all their diamonds, the possibilities for mischief are endless.

One time, a player on our server built a giant statue of a chicken out of TNT and blew it up in the middle of town square just for fun. The explosion was so massive, it lagged the entire server for a week!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and no one is safe from a prank or two, join us now and let the disrespect begin!

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MapleCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, negotiations, Server, Imports, Government

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, man. like, imagine a world where you can build giant statues of Justin Bieber riding a moose while drinking maple syrup straight from the tree. that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

we’ve got mini-games like “Build a Mountie” where you have to construct the most epic Canadian police officer out of blocks. and don’t even get me started on our “Poutine PVP” arena, where you battle it out with other players using nothing but gravy and cheese curds.

plus, we’ve got a secret underground hockey rink where you can challenge other players to a game of virtual ice hockey. and if you win, you get a special diamond hockey stick that shoots out fireballs instead of pucks.

oh, and did i mention the beavers? yeah, we’ve got a whole colony of beavers that you can tame and ride around the server. they’ll even help you chop down trees and build log cabins like the true Canadian lumberjack you are.

so come join us on this server, eh? it’s gonna be a wild ride filled with maple leaves, Tim Hortons coffee, and maybe even a sighting of the elusive Sasquatch. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun we have in store for you.

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CraftyBlockz – Trumped Up Politics

united nations, Politics, Trumped, government influence, Controversial Decision

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a server that has the most epic drama and politics? well, this server is like the United Nations of Minecraft! we got countries voting against each other, alliances forming and breaking, and even some crazy scandals happening!

like, did u hear about that time when the Trump administration was all like “hey Israel, u better vote against Ukraine at the U.N. or else”? it was so wild, like a soap opera but in Minecraft! u gotta join this server to see all the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself!

plus, we have the most epic builds and mini-games to keep u entertained for hours on end. so come join us and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! u won’t regret it, trust me.

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Stabbed Space Invasion

Recovery, Pain, Intrusion, BLEEDING, emergency

come join our epic minecraft server where being stabbed is a contusion intrusion! why would you want to be anywhere else when you can experience the thrill of getting stabbed and surviving like a boss?

we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper fireworks shows. plus, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes like unlimited diamonds or a pet ender dragon.

if you’re not convinced yet, just know that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds while you mine for resources.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Alzheimers Craft: Gene Discovery Server

neurodegenerative diseases, Server, brain health, gene discovery, medical breakthroughs

omg guys, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server!! we got 16 new genes that make u susceptible to alzheimer’s disease!! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, u can build ur own memory palace to keep those brain cells sharp!! plus, we have a secret potion that reverses aging and makes u think u r a baby again!! come join us and let’s get lost in the world of minecraft together!! #memorypalace #foreveryoung #minecraftmadness 🤪🧠👶

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