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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 2141 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 52 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.
We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!
