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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 6590 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1209 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Dimension Hops: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 284305 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 165 | Crops Grown: | 8274 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.
We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!